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you chucked me out like i was trash, for that you should be dead 

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I was cursed with a passion for musical theatre, but the inability to sing

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Trust me, I know. (3.0)

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How to watch a movie musical with me

1) don’t 2) don’t do it 3) i will sing everyone’s lines 4) don’t

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JD: i am damaged, far too damaged, but y'aint beyond repair

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Listening to Veronica sing "can't we be seventeen" and suddenly realizing how much shit they're going through. Then there's me, seventeen, dying inside when ppl raise their voices.

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The real reason Washington retired

Washington: You're a fortune teller, so what do you see in the future of this great country

Fortune Teller: *shows trumps first few weeks of presidency*

Washington: iT LOOKS LIKE LEE WAS RIGHT SORRY AMERICA

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My name is Philip, I am a poet. I wrote this poem just to show it, and I just turned 9 YOU CAN SAVE LIVES BUT YOU CAN'T SAVE MINE

AHHHH

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i love bald people but where does their forehead stop, does it just wrap around their head? is it just one big forehead? where does it end

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OMG

フィギュアスケートアニメーション このカットは、第2話・ユリオ回想シーンより、ジュニア時代の4回転サルコウでした

Animation process from TVアニメ「ユーリ!!! on ICE」

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I was working upstairs when I hear one of our baby leopard geckos start screaming. Normally they only scream when threatened, but this particular guy screams at almost everything. Turns out there was a small fly in his cage that was bothering him.

Yes the fly was removed afterwards.

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ed-boy

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