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Oh. Vou contar isso ao José. (Oh. I'll tell that to José.)

*Afonso calls José on his phone*

Déjame adivinar, ¿John ni siquiera se postula para lo que sea esta vez? Todavía estoy votando por él, lo siento. (Lemme guess, John isn't even running for whatever it is this time? I'm still voting for him, sorry.)

Bem, você o ouviu. (Well, you heard him.)

Olá, é o Afonso. José está deprimido ou algo assim, não sei. Só queria que você soubesse que ele está votando em John novamente. (Hey, it's Afonso. José is currently depressed or something, I don't know. Just wanted to let you know that he's voting for John again.)

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{John isn't running this time…}

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well you were dead before having your soul shoved into the proverbial soup that is exclamania so on the list you go the youngest person on this list is 8

*José is still crying in the corner*

Você não consegue ver que ele está tendo um colapso emocional que você causou? Para o bem dos desenvolvedores, esses anons são simplesmente sem alma. (Can't you see that he's having an emotional breakdown that you caused? For the developers' sake, these anons are just soulless.)

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oh boy another dead person to add to the tally along with far too many children just why

¡¿MUERTO?! ¡¿QUÉ DEMONIOS QUIERES DECIR CON "MUERTO"?! (DEAD?! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY "DEAD"?!)

*He goes and cries in the corner*

Deixe o José em paz, ok, Anon? Ele está tendo um colapso emocional por causa de seu infeliz destino. (Just let José be, okay, Anon? He's having an emotional breakdown over his unfortunate fate.)

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DOOOOOOOOS!!

DOOOOOOOOIS!!

(TWOOOOOOOO!!)

woag...exclams....

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Alfonso, siento que extraño a mis padres. (Afonso, I feel like I miss my parents.)

O que você quer dizer, José? Você é apenas um personagem neste jogo. (What do you mean, José? You're just a character in this game.)

No. Yo era una persona real. Yo era Juan José González Vásquez, el localizador español de este partido. Alguien en Elysio Juegos me apuñaló, y luego... No recuerdo qué pasó entonces, pero cuando desperté, terminé aquí. (No. I was a real person. I was Juan José González Vásquez, the Spanish localizer for this game. Someone at Elysium Developments stabbed me, and then... I don't remember what happened then, but when I woke up, I ended up here.)

Pare com essa bobagem, José! (Stop with this nonsense, José!)

¡PERO NO LO ES! Quién sabe qué pasó con el archivo de localización después de que me fui... (BUT IT'S NOT! Who knows what happened to the localization file after I was gone...)

(Update: HE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THAT FAT)

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Sí, haz eso. Sim, faça isso. (Yeah, do that.)

मुझे सेटिंग्स नहीं मिल रही हैं, सब कुछ हिंदी में है!

Traductor, haz lo tuyo. (Translator, do your thing.)

Como esse cara ficou preso em hindi? (How did this guy get stuck in Hindi?)

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मुझे सेटिंग्स नहीं मिल रही हैं, सब कुछ हिंदी में है!

Traductor, haz lo tuyo. (Translator, do your thing.)

Como esse cara ficou preso em hindi? (How did this guy get stuck in Hindi?)

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Bueno, entonces ¿por qué hablas con nosotros, Anon? (Well, then why are you talking to us, Anon?)

Vá para as configurações ou algo assim! (Go to the settings or something!)

मेरी मदद करो मैं हिंदी में फंस गया हूँ!

¿Dónde está ese traductor, maldita sea? (Where's that translator, god dammit?)

Isso é hindi ou algo assim? (Is that Hindi or something?)

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मेरी मदद करो मैं हिंदी में फंस गया हूँ!

¿Dónde está ese traductor, maldita sea? (Where's that translator, god dammit?)

Isso é hindi ou algo assim? (Is that Hindi or something?)

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¡Ese es mi meme favorito! (That's my favorite meme!)

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W

Hello fellow members of the EPPRBCU. Ray Ting here. In front of you is the number 2. If you can resist saying my charcatte’s iconic line for two minutes you can go. Otherwis you’ll get to find out the hard way the other fandoms I’m in.

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¡SIIIIIIIII! ¡John ganó las elecciones! (Yeeeeeeeees! John won the election!)

Election day is over!

Results will be released in 7 hours.

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replace one word of your url with bitch

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Todos ustedes son unos estúpidos pedazos de mierda. No lo entendéis. Si votan por mí, haré de Exclamania un lugar más divertido. Así de simple. ¿Qué parte de eso no entienden? (Y'all are stupid pieces of shit. Y'all don't get it. If y'all vote for me, I will make Exclamania a funnier place to be in. Simple as that. What part of that do y'all not get?)

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¡MIERDA! (FUCK!)

¿Cómo será divertido Exclamania ahora? (How will Exclamania be funny now?)

Alright, midday report here: We recieved 72 votes, of which:

32 (44.4%) were for @John-Tendrils-Exclam-the-Eighth,

30 (41.6%) were for @Nefarious-Exclam,

8 (11.1%) were for @Status-Updates, and

2 (2.7%) were for @Localizer-Exclam.

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Ah, mierda, llego tarde. (Ah, fuck, I'm late.)

De todos modos, vota por mí. Haré de Exclamania un lugar más divertido para vivir. (Anyway, vote for me. I'll make Exclamania a funnier place to live in.)

VOCÊ TAMBÉM ME TEM COMO VICE-PRESIDENTE! (YOU ALSO GET ME AS VICE PRESIDENT!)

¡CALLARSE LA BOCA! (SHUT UP!)

Odio ese pedazo de mierda... (I hate that piece of shit...)

[20] hours left!

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[+1 gift that makes you go “huh?”]

Bien, ¿de dónde vienen estas cosas? (Okay, where are these things coming from?)