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Kissing your forehead while I’m throbbing and cumming inside you. Proud of you for taking it like the good girl you are.

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happy pride month

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Me In Bed with my Existant Super Epic Girlfriend who Loves KOF and SNK (Not Attack On Titan because that’s Stupid) And I Have Boner

Me: I am Rock Howard right Now

My Girlfriend who is a KOF Fan and also Loves fighting and FPS Games: That is So Hot

Me: I Am Going to blow a Power Gaysar

My Girlfriend who is a KOF Fan and also Loves fighting and FPS Games:  Haha you say Gay

Me: Haha

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Lost icarly episode iSeen A Skull

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my grandmas dawg

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Whatever your political beliefs, I think we can all agree that that episode of Steven Universe where Pearl calls the Irish “a plague on this planet which is slowly rotting it down to the rind and which must be excised” was NOT okay

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How can I hide my pregnancy until like 7 months in? I want to surprise my friends and loved ones

every time you walk in the room say "mmmm i just ate a whole chicken"

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The miracle of life interrupted by talented mouse band

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I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.

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huuuh.. hey guys.. today were gonna be streaming [COUGHS TWICE LOUDLY] were gonna be streaming spore hero arena for the [COUGHS ONCE] nintendo ds... uh... chat please slow down [shakily holding glasses up to eyes] i cant read chat when its this fast... huhh... today we are going to be [breathes in] streaming spore... hero arena [breathes out, breathes in] for the... nintendo..... uhhh... what is it again...

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So my sister is on vacation and has sent me a photo of the store she was buying clothes in.

I'm going to lose it.

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