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dude i don't think youre supposed to be pregnant that long

idk man im not even showing

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Have you given birth yet

nah im due april 20th in 2069

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opinioms on yuri

top tier id like to see more

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my liege the dog is licking up the salsa

it wont stop

oh god can dogs eat salsa

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MY LIEGE I SPILLED THE SALSA

MY LIEGE WHAT DO I DO

um clean it up ig i dunno i make dave do these things

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D my liege i have also found

salsa

aw helllll yeha

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D my liege

i have found doritos

awww shit sweet

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stickfigurefucker anon again.

its gotten worse. ive found out Vinnie.

im collecting these bad boys like motherfuckin shiny trinkets

oh my

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double it and give it to the next person

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Slides u a 50$

Heard u need a sneezing napkin

oh thanks man

wait

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D i want to fuck a literal stick figure what do I do

git gud i guess i dunno dont let that stop you

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im getting u even more pregnant

what the fuck man not cool

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why arw u pregnant 😭

its what the masses want anon

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no way that's your only response to every promise I made 💔 just intriguing 🥀

well if thats not enough maybe you should leave

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I don't have anything funny to say I'm not funny I just wish I could have your love and support

And yet I spend hours at a time trying to figure out something funny to say and I just don't have the strength

Do you even really love me?...

i only love my bed and my mama im sorry

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yes i will greatly pay for all pregnancy expenses. anything for you d‼️‼️

intriguing

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would you still love me though

*holding two of your fingers while I sit on the table looking up at you*

WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME IF I WAS A WOLFCAT LPS D

maybe, ask again later