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“let me take care of you, for once.”

            “Non, mon amour I ...” he spoke, not even thinking of his own injuries. The Marquis knew the Blackwater would do its job. “I am positive I ...am alright. You need not worry.”

                    @blackwaterandwolfsbane

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Galahad smiles as he offers forth an elegantly wrapped parcel to his paramour. "If there is a God, Marquis, I thank him for you being born. I have never known greater happiness than when I am with you."

Belated Birthday Ask

          It was a long day. His birthday had not been spent how he wanted it to be. Then again, that was the nature of knighthood, he had come to realize. Many of his recent birthdays had been spent in the field with Sebastien, but it was alright. He knew that it was necessary. However, this - seemed to go in a better direction. Lafayette was happy to spend the evening with his love. He could not help but smile, taking a step closer to properly greet Galahad with a kiss after his lovely words. A hand moved to caress his cheek, the other navigating to the parcel. “Je t’aime, more than my words could possibly express.” He could not help but smile. “When I am with you, I forget all the troubles of the world.”

              @blackwaterandwolfsbane

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A delicately woven brooch, smithed to resemble a beech tree, is presented wrapped in velvet to the birthday boy. "I heard someone was born today..."

        With a smile, a hand moved over his heart in surprise. “You remembered!” he grins, chuckling as he looks to the gift. “Merci! You did not have to get me anything.”

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*slides him a bottle of whiskey with a wink*

          “ A gift that is perhaps enjoyed in company? Merci beaucoup ! ”

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have a baguette for birthday, bon bon. *throws one at*

         “ What a strange gift, but merci ? ”

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Happy birthday, you French ( TWINK ) baguette.. :>

          “ Merci beaucoup, Monsieur Cormac ! ~”

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I'll be on to answer birthday asks in a bit!

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It's Lafayette's birthday!!!! 🎂🎂🎂

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CARING FOR STUBBORN MUSES. for when the person you’re trying to care for insists they don’t need your help.

“at least let me clean the wound!” “you’ll be even worse off if you don’t let me bandage this.” “i really think you need to see a doctor.” “i made you some soup, and i’m going to sit here until you eat it. i can wait.” “your feelings matter too! i can’t help you if i don’t even know what’s making you upset!” “..i’m here if you need anything, okay?” “stop trying to push yourself! you can’t do this on your own!” “listen, i know you don’t want to, but.. maybe you should rest for a while. you’re not going to get anywhere like this.” “i’ll make you a deal: i’ll just get you some bandages, and nothing else, and you stop making a fuss over it.” “how long has it last been since you slept?” “have you even been taking your medicine?” “i know you think you have to get through this by yourself, but you have people here to help you.” “let me take care of you, for once.” “you’re gonna hurt yourself even more if you do stupid things like that!” “i hate to break it to you, but you’re not supposed to do any strenuous physical activity for the next couple weeks, and if i have to personally make sure you don’t every waking hour of the day then i’m fully prepared to do that.” “it’s okay to cry in front of me, you know. you don’t have to carry this alone.” “stop trying to act like you’re not bleeding out in front of me!! this is serious!” “listen, asshole. i’m gonna carry you home whether you like it or not. you’re not in any condition to get there yourself.” “oh my god, why didn’t you tell me it was this bad?!”

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Hamilton: My hair is fabulous. Damn, I’m sexy. Lafayette: I’m cold. Can we go inside, dad? Dammit dad, look at me! Washington: 1776% done with this shit

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make me choose: @daniellesdarrieux asked: Lafayette in French uniform or American uniform

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          I cannot believe with the collapse of my laptop that I lost ALL of my Marquis icons. Turn, The Order, all of them --- now I’m going to have to make more. Ugh. 

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Offer my muse sex advice

[Note: it doesn’t have to be good/true!]

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My Muse received an envelope marked with their name. They open it and find a blank sheet of paper. Nothing on it and no sender. When they hold it up to the light out of curiosity a message appears... Send that message! Anon or otherwise!

Is it plain creepy or just a prank? Who even sent the thing? Who knows!

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CARING FOR STUBBORN MUSES. for when the person you’re trying to care for insists they don’t need your help.

“at least let me clean the wound!” “you’ll be even worse off if you don’t let me bandage this.” “i really think you need to see a doctor.” “i made you some soup, and i’m going to sit here until you eat it. i can wait.” “your feelings matter too! i can’t help you if i don’t even know what’s making you upset!” “..i’m here if you need anything, okay?” “stop trying to push yourself! you can’t do this on your own!” “listen, i know you don’t want to, but.. maybe you should rest for a while. you’re not going to get anywhere like this.” “i’ll make you a deal: i’ll just get you some bandages, and nothing else, and you stop making a fuss over it.” “how long has it last been since you slept?” “have you even been taking your medicine?” “i know you think you have to get through this by yourself, but you have people here to help you.” “let me take care of you, for once.” “you’re gonna hurt yourself even more if you do stupid things like that!” “i hate to break it to you, but you’re not supposed to do any strenuous physical activity for the next couple weeks, and if i have to personally make sure you don’t every waking hour of the day then i’m fully prepared to do that.” “it’s okay to cry in front of me, you know. you don’t have to carry this alone.” “stop trying to act like you’re not bleeding out in front of me!! this is serious!” “listen, asshole. i’m gonna carry you home whether you like it or not. you’re not in any condition to get there yourself.” “oh my god, why didn’t you tell me it was this bad?!”

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THE ORDER: 1886 x SHITTY HOROSCOPE QUOTES

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pride & prejudice (2005) sentence starters pt. 1

[ some lines have been edited to make sense on their own. as always, feel free to make any needed adjustments to suit your muses ]

“As you wish to tell me, my dear, I doubt I have any choice in the matter.” “What have I told you about listening at the door?” “Are you listening? You never listen.” “How can you tease me so? Have you no compassion for my poor nerves?” “Now, if every man in the room does not end the evening in love with you, then I am no judge of beauty.” “One of these days, someone will catch your eye, and then you’ll have to watch your tongue!” “He looks miserable, poor soul.” “I mean, I can read, of course!” “I’ve never seen so many pretty girls in my life.” “She is the most beautiful creature I have ever beheld.” “She’s perfectly tolerable, I dare say. And not handsome enough to tempt me.” “You’d better return to your partner and enjoy her smiles. You’re wasting your time with me.” “Count your blessings. If he liked you, you’d have to talk to him.” “I wonder who first discovered the power of poetry in driving away love?” “I thought poetry was the food of love.” “So what would you recommend to encourage affection?” “You know perfectly well I don’t believe marriage should be driven by a lot of money.” “Only the deepest love will persuade me into matrimony, which I why shall end up an old maid.” “He danced with you most of the night and stared at you the rest of it.” “I could more easily forgive his vanity if he had not wounded mine.” “Your skills in the art of matchmaking are positively occult.” “Although I don’t think you can reasonably take credit for making it rain.” “You drop something, they pick it up, and then you’re introduced.” “I think it’s amazing you young ladies have the patience to be so accomplished.” “I never saw such a woman. She would certainly be a fearsome thing to behold.” “I can admire you much better from here.” “Would you consider pride a virtue or a fault?” “We’re doing our best to find fault in you.” “I find it hard to forgive the follies and vices of others, or their offenses against me. My good opinion, once lost, is lost forever.” “Oh dear, I cannot tease you about that. What a shame, for I dearly love to laugh.” “I think a ball is a perfectly irrational way to make new acquaintance.” “What excellent boiled potatoes. It’s been many years since I’ve had such an exemplary vegetable.” “How happy for you to possess the talent for flattering with such delicacy.” “Believe me, no one would suspect your manners to be rehearsed.” “I can’t be trusted. I have very poor taste in ribbons.” “Only a man truly confident in himself could admit to that.” “Ignore me. I’m of next to no importance, so it’s easily done.” “You can’t invite people to other people’s balls.” “It is not for me to be driven away. If he wishes to avoid seeing me, he must go, not I.” “We were both with him the day he died.” “I still think there must have been a misunderstanding.”  “I’m so pleased you’re here.” “Are you looking for someone?”  “I’m just admiring the general splendor.” “I did not think you danced.” “In fact, several people have complimented me on my lightness of foot.” “It is my intention, if I may be so bold, to remain close to you throughout the evening.” “It would be most inconvenient, since I have sworn to loathe him for all eternity.”  “No, I prefer to be unsociable and taciturn. Makes it all so much more enjoyable, don’t you think?” “Why do you ask such a question?”