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Alenoaheather head-canons bcuz poly wins

- The worst people you know are in a throuple

- They are so emotionally repressed they cannot be their deepest honest selves for a long while

- Alejandro loves pda, Noah can tolerate it, it takes Heather a while to get comfortable with it.

- Noah and heathers version of comforting each other is just. Sitting in silence until eventually the emotional tension has subsided (they can feel it when it does)

- “I literally can’t stand you” while looking deep into each other’s eyes and holding hands

- Noah is a dog person, Heather is a cat person, Alejandro can’t stand either he’s lowkey a horse guy

- Noaheather and it’s basically just a baddie and her dog of a boyfriend

- Aleheather and it’s basically just a baddie and her dog of a boyfriend

- Alenoah and it’s two undiagnosed assholes

- “We saw you across the bar we just love your vibe” no they saw you across the bar and made fun of your beige turtleneck they hate you

- They like to physically tease each other like drop kick each other to the ground or sit on each other.

- ^ Heather is unfortunately competitive in tease fighting + a biter.

- Noah was forced to start a skin care routine by ale and Heather. Now he puts water AND moisturizer on his face.

- Heather just doesn’t understand emotions very well so 70% of the time she’s just sitting there trying to analyze her partners. Her boys tease her about it every now and then.

- One of the Trio’s weirdest quirks is they can recognize each other by how they smell:

- ^ Noah smells like books and coffee, Alejandro smells like cologne and honeysuckle, and Heather smells like vanilla and rain.

- They talk loads of shit lol.

- They have their own pet names for each other:

- Noah: “Eel and Snake” or when he tries to be romantic, “Honey and Darling”

- Heather: “Ale and Noah bear”

- Alejandro: “Mi amada and “Amorcito”

- Bisexual all of them

Okay that’s all I can conjure up rn

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What if they uhhhh liked each other guys huh what then ????? What about it huh ??????!!!

I love that alenoaheather exists happy pride to them specifically

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yeah i know i disappeared for (insert period of time here) but look im force feeding u multishipper propaganda this definitely isnt preparation for incoming angst

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In Pride month, I think it's important to remind you of this iconic dialogue. You don't have to talk about who you are if you don't want to❤️

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Thid animatic is taking a lot longer than expected but I forgot these were in my gallery ??!

A mythology au if you will

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Polyamory Merch 1 2

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Happy birthday to @thefaiao, heard you like goblets...

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Using Lanes as test

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Guilty Pleasure by Chappell Roan 🦋⚔️

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a mousepad featuring characters from dykes to watch out for, sold through mail order by alison bechdel, 1996

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me tumbling on tumblr dot com

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wanted to post this one on its own cuz it’s my favorite and I spent too long on it

funny ena oc of my favorite niche sonic related youtubers yayyayayyy

@saltydkdan / @saltydkart-reblogs

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a rare sighting

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Today i tried out a new boba place and they were out of tapioca so i asked what the pudding option was, and the lady at the counter was like here ill get u a sample and i was like word. Anyways when she came back she VERY TENDERLY CRADLED MY CHIN AND FED IT TO ME ON A SPOON? Craigslist.com missed connections dublin you were a beautiful middle aged asian woman i was that guy in the 100 gecs shirt. I am willing to give up everythign i have going on get back to me girl

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started watching TDI again so this is an obligatory Lashawna redesign because I love her!

Expect more Harold and Lashawna content soon