#SALTYDKDAN OMG

[zibbyyss]

I’m pretty sure saltydkdan’s stream of deltarune chap 3 is like the only stream in my life where I’d stayed there the entire time Jesus Christ

Anyways that doomed old man yaoi huh??

[sugarlime83]

I'm finishing this next week cause I only have paint at my dad's but guess what I'm doing

[frenchoniontf2]

WHHAAAAAAAT ME???!!! OMG WOLFRAM WAAAAHH I NEVER DID ONE OF THESE BEFORE UHH UHHHH... (also very honored :3)

Hmmmmm fav colours : COOLER TONES OF GREEN!! Like leaning into teal. Lime is cool too but it aint hittin the same as cool green does. VIOLET'S a close second !!!

Last song : Uhhh i dont wanna give just one so EEEEEYAHH!!

- 'No Expectations' by Lauren Jaregui (but somebody made an Engineer cover with a picture of him shirtless so i also listen to him singing it and i feel weak EVERYTIME HE SOUNDS SO HOT)

- 'NO CODES!' by MasterSwordRemix, more commonly known as Saltydkdan's outro song!!!

- 'IRON HORSE' by aidn, an ost from Phighting! Because it's very Engineer coded (can you tell i'm insane?)

Currently watching : I don't really watch alot of shows lol but do YT series counts? If yes then i'm binge watching Saltydkdan's Friendlocke series again it's so stupid OEMDJWUWHAHA

Currently reading : The Fourth Closet from the FNAF series but someone spoiled it for me so now i'm angry about it >:(

Currently craving : SUGARBUN CHICKEN BURGER THEIR SAUCE IS SO GOOD, also any kind of bubble milk tea oughhh they're my comfort food i love sweet beverages WAAHHHHHH!!!

Coffee or tea? : Usually tea, i only do coffee when i have work to do and even then both drinks are sweetened oop sorry :3

IM TAGGING UHHHHH oh jeez i dont have alot of tf2 friends dang,, UHHH @meltedbionics AND @louminouz hi guys you two are probably the only two i remember talking alot to gosh its pathetic of me i dont reach out alottttughhh😭😭😭😭

Rules are to answer and tag some people you want to get to know better and/or catch up with! Ty for the tag @dwarfdyke ^_^

Favorite color: any shade of green I love. It's such a good color for art especially yellow greens. I also really like red-browns and blues. I just appreciate all colors as an artist

Last song: Calma Vladimir by cuarteto de nos. It's a new song I started liking a lot recently I love the melody

Currently watching: Ven.ture bros, it's a bit of a slow process bc I can only take 2000s adult-comedy humor for so long but I've heard it gets much better? There are parts of it I like but yeah, mainly sticking it out for orp.heus and she.ila

Currently reading: I used to be such a reader but I'm not reading anything currently </3 I want to start reading something but i already want to do so many things 😭 I think the last thing I read was the reig.en manga and I loved it especially the focus on tome

Currently craving: Years ago I had these cheddar biscuits and I've been craving them since yesterday. Hoping to make some today

Coffee or tea: coffee! I drink it whenever I can

I tag: @guardiandogstruelove , @raison-detre , @ponyuyu , anyone else that wants to do it really! It's perfectly fine if you don't do this too!

[spectruff]

[unknowncrashingthroughthewindow]

zen, to 707: if you die, can i use your body for science?

707: okay, but if my dead body starts fighting back... oops!

zen:

zen: oops is something you say when you accidentally pour all berries into your cereal. “oops! all berries!” not “oops! oh my god my reanimated corpse is about to strangle you to death”

707: well just don’t piss it off

[silvermoon424]

This is random but

How many of you out there have seen Saltydkdan’s Pokemon Friendlocke? Either of the two seasons? Because I watched both of them very recently and I’m so obsessed omg

If you haven’t heard of it, basically it’s a Pokemon Nuzlocke except all of the Pokemon are portrayed by Salty’s friends. They chat on Discord and livestream while Salty plays the game. If the Pokemon a friend is portraying is knocked out, the friend is disconnected from the call and is out of the rest of the game; the Pokemon is then released. 

It’s so fucking funny. I think overall I prefer season two but for some reason I can’t stop thinking about the Borat Spoink from season one.

[strawberryamanita]

DUDE

I KNOW WHAT SONG UR TALKJNG ABOUT

I dont watch SaltyDkDan regularly but

I KNOW THAT SONG

ITS CALLED "Body Rock" AND ITS FROM A GAME CALLED WARIOWARE

THANK YOU MY FRIEND OMG ✨️

[firestarinavatar]

chapter 6 the dawn of dark sukki

everyon was back at the clubhose devising a plan to stop cool spot…..

gingerbrave: so whats the paln?

gary: well ive ben thinking….i cold make a teleporer machen and it coud telaport us to cool spot, and then we cold use my insinneratin gun to kil him…..but ten again….he cold be redemmed

azula: but this trope goes by one rule...redemotin arks are for pussys!!!! so no redemaotns arc

tony: Flake?

firestar: cmon it wood be good if you just gave it a try azu.a……

tony: Flake???

azula: no!!! thats the RULE!!!

tony: FLAKE!!!!!!

azula: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT TONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gary: i think we wants the traslater! *tokes out the traslater* here tony!!

tony: *translated* thank you! ok so bassicaly i now ware he is gong next….he want to get suki in his the gang becas she is the cool of the avatar gang!! so hers there at kioshi iland!!!!!

firestar: good tinking!!!

tony: *not translated* Flake!

so everyon got into the shitmobile. they drove off thro the road and when they got to the osen

gingerrave: oh no….were in a pickle here

gary: dont wory! i adde special nautacle effect to the car!!

the shitmobile turned into a submareen, called the shitmareen. they went across the see and then they get to the ilnad!!!!

azula: we here!

gingerbrave: i almost got sik agan…..

they went onto the iland ware they were greated kindle by the locals. it reminded firesta of his tim in the calns.

azula: do any of ou now ware suki is?

random local: oh she visitid for a bit but….ten she went mising. wood be a shame if i qas beind it….

azula: what do you….wait...your not just som local….

random local: tats rite….

then the local shapshitted into a dark verson of suki!!!

dark suki: I AM DARK SUKI!!!!

azula: NO!!!

firestar: what?

azula: i can see it in her eys….SHE GOT TOOK OVER BY COOL SPOT!!!!!!

firestar: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

dark suki: puh LEES. as if tats a BAD ThING. *taks out the egg* now if ou dont mind me, im gonna go show master spot this! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

azula: omg she has the FUCKING EGG!!!! GET HER!!!!

ten dark suki ran away, and everyon tried to get her, but it wass no us….the egg was gon agan….

azula: NO!!!!!!!!!! *turns to satlydkdan* DERAK U COOD HAVE PRAVENTID TIS!!!!!!!!

saltydkdan: what do i have to do with tihs shit??????????!!!!!!!!!

azula: yo punch a gard into the sun!!!! you cod have stoped it!!!!!!

gary: stop venting or frustatons onto him azula!!!!

saltydkdan: nah she right. im tired of being baby im bouta go apeshit anyway lol. plus dakr sucki is cooler than any of yu bitchs combinded

azula: NO WAIT I DIDENT MEN IT!!!!!!!

gary: anoter valuabe member loss……

azula: i cat fucking handle tis anymore…..IM LEVING TO FIND COOL SPOT AND KILING HIM!!!!!

firestar: AZULA NO!!

but she already left…..firestar felt a sad felling in his sole. but he had to kep up with her….so he went

*menwile at the cool spot secret bass….*

dark suki: so….what shod we do to tis?

cool spot *telaticyl*: well….ones it hatches it well be a member of the gng….but we need more memers fist….

suki: *banging ob mirror portal* LET ME OUT OF HER YOU JERKS!!!!!! IM TRIED OF BENG IN A PRSION!!!!!!!

dark suki wacked over to the mirror and put her hans on the screen

dark suki: oh darling….ou relly tink you can get ot that way? face it, ull be stuck forever, and ill bee more superear than you!!!

suki: *ters in her eys* FUCK YOU!!!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!

dark suki: i am you….MWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!!!!

will suki escap? will azula find cool spot?? will the blue fire troop ever got the egg back??? find out latter on….firestar in AVATAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[audhdgoku]

That pop team epic hey Andy sweetie video isn't actually a real skit btw! It was made by @saltydkdan and @sydsnap on twitter

Oh Shit, Thank You For Pointing That Out! I Had No Idea Omg :0

[firestarinavatar]

chapler 2 the blue fire troop

firstar ran out and to find azula. he new he had to find her cecas the riters dident give her a rademtion arc. on the way there he went to costco to by a chicken so he cold eat. he was driing hes cart when………..

firestar: ooohhhh this chicken will be so good when i get hom. WHAT!!!!!!!1

firestar saw acan of 7 up and had a flashbsck. it made him pull hes har in stress. he ran out wethot the chicken. no it was still in the kart im not kiddung. he just left rhe chicken there. hewas so stressed ot that he didnt see the tree falling….wen sudenly….

KABOOM

the tree wnt up in flams!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 blue ones………..

fiesta: AZULA???????????

azula: yeah its me.

firestar: why did you do that!!!

azula: becas i got a profecy of you that say “there wil be fire and the blue fire has to save the world from the red circle”. i dont now if it es actualy you but i just feel it.

firestar: ugh a nother prophacie….ok but ho are thos people of you……

azula: ok ill tell you

azula = the blue fire

cool spot = the cool 2

gingerbrav = the brave

tony the tiger = the flakes

gary the gajet guy = the sience

saltydkdan = the youtube

playstation = the game

azula: togeter we make……..

all toother: THE BLUE FIRE TROOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

firestar: thast soc cool ...can i join?

azula: its only of firebeders sorry. also you haf to be a criminal and i dot know if yod like that

firestar: CRIME?????????? no sorry

azula: ok by

firestar: wait i haved to give yo a redemin ark!!!!!!!!!

azula: redempion arc are for pussys. i will do crimes with the blue fire troop until i die

gary: acording too my calculasis you haf been depreesd latly…..dos this mean…..

azula: NO YOU DUMASS IM FINE!!!!!!!!! lets just go comit arson or somting…..

gary: azula you haf to stop reacting to displays of emotin with violejce!!!!!!!1

azula: YOU ONLY WHATED THAT SHIT VIDO OF MY SYCOOJY BY HELO FEWTUR ME!!!!!!!! you are the sciens not the therapiss!!!!!!!!!

saltydkdan: whatevar can you bitches go to new uork with me now

tony: Flake

then the blue fire troop left. but thar was another tree that fell. azula set it on fire again but it happened again and got to out of control for the blue fire troop to handel. thne one was gong to fall on azula from beehind…..then…...firestars hands got in flames and he lit the tree on fire…………

azula: omg you ARE firebender. welcome to the club

firestar: what will my trop naem be?

azula: the fire

firestar: ok

firestar locked at the cool spot as everyon huged him welcomig im to the troop. it gave him a bad energy to it and he locked away. why did he not like the cool spot? then he relezed the trees glowed red to them. he dident know what it ment….but he woud

gingerbrave: can we go ta the dary keen

azula: yeah hop into the shitmobile

the shitmobile was a big rainbow van with 80s simbals and bolling ally simbols on tit. firestar thought it locked cool. everyone hoped into it and azula droved it away.

firestar: i had a queston on my mind…..why it is called a break fast it it eat slow no brek anting??????

azula: i dunno but we have to go to dary keen

gingerbrave: i wnat a tripel gober bary sunrees

azula: That’s from Spongebob Squarepants you fucking idiot.

then they got dary kwen. the taker of the order was wired but no one carred.

taker of the order: do you want a pup cup

azula: yes from playstation

playstation: BORF BORKF BORKFGK ROKFK ROFF ROFF GRRR RARF BARK BARK SNARLLLLL

azula: wait who ar you

taker of the order: i am……..

taker of the order: LITNING MCKEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what hapen next? find out on the next chaptelr of……...firestar in AVATAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1