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just submitted my doctoral thesis ✌️
#one step closer to becoming a real adult#as opposed to someone who has spent a decade at university
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bullfrog, box turtle, swamp milkweed, blue dragonfly, cattails, etc
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"if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" no but like. i really didn't. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i'm not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store
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cat that I've had since I was 11 (16+ years) was put down today :(
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I would dearly love for more people to be capable of differentiating between public risk and personal risk.
Examples: drinking is a personal risk. Drinking and driving is a public risk. Going scuba diving is a personal risk. Running a scuba shop with faulty equipment is a public risk. Riding a bicycle without a helmet is a personal risk. Not maintaining public transport safety standards is a public risk. Foraging for mushrooms is a personal risk. Advertising a mushroom identification app that uses shoddy AI is a public risk. Elective surgery is a personal risk. Not wearing a mask in a doctor's waiting room when you are sick with a contagious illness is a public risk.
I could go on just about forever here. But it's a really important distinction and it drives me nuts when they get conflated, and it's so common.
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I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol
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Brown-backed Tree Frog (Leptopelis mossambicus), family Arthroleptidae, Swaziland
photograph by Johan Marais
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the fact that i have to be in the “right headspace” to do even the simplest tasks. absolutely humiliating
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i don't get how goals work i've never had a target goal i just flow through life like a little leaf being carried by the wind
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the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you
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little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again
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