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Kith

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The naughty sisters

Edeline and Delia in my vision

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Hey just so you all know when you google Preminger this is the third image that pops up

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Barbie Musketeer! 💗

Color wheel challenge day 8! And last character

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@pscentral​​ event 25: seasons

↳ HAPPY 65TH BIRTHDAY BARBIE! 💖 (9 March, 1959)

"Positive attitude changes everything."

insp.

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Villain Song Showdown Bracket A Round 1

I'm the Music Meister (Batman: The Brave and the Bold) - Villain: The Music Meister

How Can I Refuse? (Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper) - Villain: Preminger

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Barbie Live! in Fairytopia ♡

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Costumes from Barbie Live! in Fairytopia by designer Gregg Barnes

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Barbie Girls: Nori and Elina

side note! Noriko is deaf, she has a cochlear implant but doesn’t wear it often because she’s always in the water or in a boat, she has just finished signing “courage” to Elina here 

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inktober day 14: castle

(alexa and liana from barbie diamond castle)

i didn't draw the castle but idc bc its in the name of the film so i'm counting it!

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If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Barbie Villain Child you may be entitled to financial compensation

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hell yeah

Hey girlies take me and riverdeitys quiz its government mandated

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Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princesses has to be one of the most comforting movies I watched growing up. I was obsessed with all of the colors, the dancing, and the music. The Eldest Seven princesses are my favorite part of the movie by far though. Their personalities and dynamics with each other are really cute, and I loved watching them dance especially Delia and Edeline, they went OFF. I’ve seen a lot love on this site for Blair and it is well deserved, her red dress is ✨iconic✨ and the fact that she had mud on her skirt when meeting Rowena and didn’t notice/give a shit was funny as hell. Courtney and Fallon I kin with the most because I like to read and I’m also a romantic. Plus, Fallon calling Rowena mean to her sisters was satisfying as hell, I wished she would have went off on her. I think besides Lacey, Rowena was the meanest to Fallon? Yeah, I would’ve shut her down if I was her. Ashlyn is amazing and (in my opinion) very underrated compared to Blair or Fallon, I think she is a great oldest sister and the only one of the sisters that is actually tame compared to the others, I mean, did her ass really need those lessons, she was already acting like a “proper princess.” Her face when Blair is getting called out for the mud on her skirt was hilarious, she looked so scared for Blair. Delia and Edeline are sports queens and I loved their introduction in the movie, they literally didn’t give a shit if they hit a person with that ball or not, they had to play their fucking game. Genevieve deserves all the flowers in the world for being very suspicious of Rowena and wasn’t putting up with her bullshit (I mean none of them were putting up with her shit, but Genevieve was the most outspoken and did send Derek to go find out more information about Rowena). She is also very smart and a great tactician since she is a great chess player and was the one to form the plan on how they were going to defeat Rowena (the fan scene is still iconic to this day, I mean using Rowena’s fan lesson against her? Amazing.) Yeah, so they are all amazing characters and deserve so much praise, and I won’t accept slander of any of them.

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When i was young...✨

Got keira here today or is it 🌝✨

I'm open for commissions!

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sometimes u gotta write a lil intro to ur sapphic grim semi realistic barbie and the three musketeer story

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this is perfection

my insane batshit gritty semi-realistic sapphic reimagining of barbie and the three musketeers

okay so many people were confused on if that last drawing of mine was just an oc named barbie or whatever but im here to tell you no! its my insane reimagining of the corinne in the movie barbie and the three musketeers, but sapphic and insane. so today I’m going to dump on you my insane reimagining of barbie and the three musketeers in a semi realistic gritty setting where they’re all sapphic and when they become musketeers they instead work to overthrow the monarchy. this is not a joke I've been thinking about this for months. like i will take alexandre dumas legacy and make it so gay and barbie.

okay so first things I thought of were weapons and such and what they could be replaced with in this setting cause most of the characters have things like ribbons and fans as weapons (and while that's so slay and I love that/never want that to change in the movie, I wanna make it semi-realistic in this gritty reimagining). so corinne’s weapon in the movie is a rapier so we’re keeping that. viveca has those two long ribbons (I’m sure they have a name but I forgot them sobs) and I think in my head she would have a two whips instead, whip dual wielder ohooo. renée has a slingshot (honestly so lame of the movie to give her that) and in my head she has a musket or pistol. aramina has two fans and I think replacing those with daggers would be really swag. and just to be clear all the characters in this version are aged up to be in their late twenties to early thirties.

for corinne, the story will follow the traditional ‘the three musketeers’ storyline but instead corinne is actively held back by her mother from going to paris and becoming a musketeer because her mother believes she’ll fall into the same fate as her father did and die. so she instead sneaks out because she feels like if she became a successful musketeer she could establish a comfortable life for her mother. in my head she's kind of like a cocky playboy kinda character where she's a little full of herself but has a lot of drive to find out what happened to her father and how he came to pass but also to succeed so she can take care of her mother better. like she's essentially the person who would ask you to fence shirtless because she wants to prove that she doesn't need armour.

for aramina I feel like her concept of a hopeless romantic can be made more complex if added with religious calling like for aramis in the original three musketeers. like she has a deeply religious upbringing but she cant stop falling in love with people and getting into trouble about it and it especially shows when she meets corinne and the others and; you guessed it, falls in love with them too. a nice mix of guilt and romance. she could have been a faithful follower of the church and been a nun but fell in love with one of the nuns and was caught and therefore shunned and punished, but she kept doing it again and again and her behavior became too obnoxious for the church to allow so they kicked her out, and she’s still plagued by this guilt while also wanting to follow her heart. she essentially ended up as a maid because her church rejected her and her family refused to take her back in on account of her sinning (rip) so she's essentially trying to find purpose in life while also overcoming this insane guilt she's carrying with her for her own desires.

renée’s story in my head follows that of a noble who then became a street musician and eventual musketeer. in the original musketeer story, athos was married to milady de winter [who was the villain] and attempted to kill her after discovering she was a criminal and then he became a drunkard about it because it made him so sad. for renée, she could have been married to a wealthy man that her family arranged her to marry but he was like, a bad guy and wasn’t really nice to her etc and also was a criminal on the run, so she tried to kill him because she was sick of his shit but her kill attempt ended up with her being fought off by him and excommunicated by her and his family (because they dont know he’s a criminal) so she ended up as a street musician and that lead to her being a maid in the palace and you know the drill.

viveca, the same as was in the movie and book as porthos, loves fashion and clothing and is always dressed super dapper and i feel like this could easily make her be a seamstress in the palace who directly works with the royal family when it comes to making them garments (alongside being a maid). she would know the internal workings of the royal family and be the person who could spy on the politics of everything the easiest out of everyone. i feel like she can put up a facade very well with the royal family where she can act like she’s totally into what theyr doing and not totally planning to go against them at any point like at all.

essentially they work for the palace as maids, one way or another, and do all the shenanigans of protecting the prince from getting assassinated by snooping around and whatnot only for them to turn around and be the people who go out of their way to assassinate the prince because they quickly realize that he’s kind of a shit head. they essentially side with the group of people planning the assassination which leads them into meeting a group of rebels and people who protest the royal family. there’s this journey to realize that the true villain of the story is renée ex husband she tried to super kill who became an advisor to the prince and king after the assassination attempt (and the old advisor was kicked to the curb). so the ex-husband is now doing evil whispery advisor nonsense where he’s trying to convince the prince that the musketeers all are actually planning his assassination (even if its true like how dare you sir ex-husband) and that he should execute them publicly and then provided a bunch of false evidence to ‘prove’ (like its True they do wanna take down the prince but like yknow). and its like a whole thing. during this all they all fall in love and form a sapphic polycule and its complicated and nasty and oof.

thanks for coming to my ted talk.