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3:36 am, jittery, blasting emo music in my ears, can’t sleep if I wanted to, just tryna pass the time, trying not to think about the fact that I have to be up in less than 5 hours for a meeting

Lmao just ✨insomnia things✨

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If Rick and Morty had a live action cast.

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Thanks @ghxstxx for the submission

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So I was about to film a dance video and discovered that if I stand at this angle, my ceiling fan becomes the hair accessory of the future. That, or I’m a very strange breed of alien 

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Concept: a Morty Smith meets a Mabel and a Dipper Pines because his Rick knows their Ford.

 The three kids become friends and Morty is  

H A P P Y . 

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Noooo thou hast desecrated a sacred piece of music!!

idk if this has been done yet, but…

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Yeah I actually did this when I was about 10. For about a week. Because I thought this was the only way to TRULY wash your face. 

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NOOO this happens too often. And it’s 10x worse when you have anxiety and replay the moment thinking they think you’re rude.

Tadhdfw you're so lost in your thoughts that when a friend passes by you and waves, you look at them but don't acknowledge what just happened until a minute later

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Ok...cores. You right, you right. (But Skittles still come in way more flavors ;) )

If I was asked to describe color to a blind person, I would just hand them bottles of POWERADE and tell them the color they are drinking.

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Also did YOU JUST SAY M&MS ARE BETTER THAN SKITTLES Y THO?? M&Ms are so basic and bland

If I was asked to describe color to a blind person, I would just hand them bottles of POWERADE and tell them the color they are drinking.

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I’m really glad you said it anyway because I got a good laugh out of the thought of that. 

If I was asked to describe color to a blind person, I would just hand them bottles of POWERADE and tell them the color they are drinking.

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I use my voice more for singing in the car by myself to and from work than I do for talking to other people throughout the whole rest of the day.

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I now have the “We Just got A Letter” song from Blue’s Clues on constant repeat in my head because of that line “wonder who it’s from.” Looks like I’m not falling asleep for awhile. And it’s already 1:24 am.

Messages

Me: *sends myself something to look at later*

Me: *TWO SECONDS LATER* hey, I have a message! I wonder who it’s from! Oh…yeah…um….me….