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this is modern art

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help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

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have you ever noticed that some tumblr users come in sets

like they never stop talking to/about the other person so you may as well follow them too

it’s like buy one, get one free

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breaking news!!! breaking lamps. breaking everything. i’m so fucking clumsy

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so something really bad happened today and i need to get it out and i really don’t want to make this post but i kinda want people to see what gem (officialpancakejunketsu on tumblr, RP blogs are cutiekamui and jellychild) did over the...

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when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about

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why the hell did we all learn the exact words

"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

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aG: Feel 8etter for YOURSELF, NOT others!!!!!!!!

Motivational Vriska is important.

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when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

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cpommission.....sale........thing

hi………. im need money because im broked so im doing a spring sale commission thing……… for the small price of $5 i will draw something for you like the above……….,but better probably (definitely i promise) since those were mostly just silly doodles..yeah…………isnt that wild………..but waiut theres more

HERES my normal commission post.„ ansd if you buy something from me for 15$ or more ill make you somethign like the above……for………..FREE………..DAM

i only accept money through paypal atm and my paypal email is 69noobpwner69@gmail.com .. send me an ask here on this blog if youre interested in buying something :D

SO hweres a list of things you can  get now

$5 thing

$15 thing with a free $5 thing

my love

a complimentary mention ]from me when i post your finished commission and sometimes people gain like 10 followers from that. i dont know why but im just throwing it out there

THIS OFFER THO is only until APRIL 20th because of Business so Buy Fast…….pleas

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the dog days are over, the cat days are beginning

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see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?

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i don’t make many posts on this blog but at the moment i’m at rowans and i’ve been here for the last week with him and i’m here for another week and there is no food here, his mum doesn’t provide food for him when i’m not here and in the past she’s bought food for the two of us to eat when i’m here but this time she’s not even made an effort so there’s been nothing to eat between the two of us. the only thing we’ve been able to eat is a single can of baked beans daily which is really problematic for rowans health because he’s diabetic and needs more than a can of beans once a day. and now we’ve run out of beans, so there’s nothing left. this means tomorrow we’ll have no food between us at all.

we really need some help and it’s sad to say we don’t have anything to offer in return but i can’t stress how much we need some help. i’d buy us food but my only source of income is my granddad and he gives me a small monthly allowance but i won’t be getting that until i’m back home. i can’t contact him and ask him for a little more because he’s in hospital at the moment. 

we’d really appreciate it if you helped us out by donating or even reblogging for others to see! if you’re generous and kind enough to donate there’s a button on the front page of rowans blog or you can send donations directly to tavros@live.jp

rowan has his ask closed but mine’s open for any questions you may have.

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happy 4/13