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[ven-denouement]

So apparently I'm not allowed to make up fake hotel events to seem cool, sorry but that Dewsnap

hey, so I saw you needed something to do, so I'll ask you a few questions. first one: number five on the ask your muse(not the kinky one): who do you speak to the most? second one: 12: who is your best friend? next: 15: favorite book to read? and finally: 16: do you like to sing?

5. My brother Ernest , though I hate speaking to any of my brothers

12. Esmè duhh. But sometimes Kit.

15. I dislike all books

16. You're speaking to the long standing karaoke queen of the hotel denouement Friday karaoke

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I'm uploading this to help any fellow roleplayers for asoue who need someone to roleplay with

First though , if they say no , they mean no and don't bother them.

Secondly, they will probably have rules about their roleplay, so check their rules.

Thirdly , if there's a roleplayer I haven't added that you know of , please send it me via ask and it will be added

Myself - A fan-made character who is the denouements sister

@ernest-denouement kinda obvious who they are

@snicketsquadron - I believe they roleplay as Kit , Jacques and The Snicket Father (Jacob)

@universeofmuses - I believe they roleplay as Kit , Lemony , Violet and Klaus .

@firestarter-olaf Again , obvious

@vfdlibrarian-archives I believe they roleplay as Dewey

If your url is on here and you wish for me to remove it , PLEASE let me know ,I don't wanna be a bother , just tryna help some fellow roleplayers 😊

I uploaded this because I currently have nobody to roleplay with and I know it can be annoying

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Ask me kinky questions

1. Would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold me?

2. Would you rather orgasm while performing oral or during intercourse?

3. What was your high school sex fantasy?

4. What’s your favorite position?

5.  Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?

6.  Do you like to swallow?

7.  Who do you fantasize about when you’re alone?

8. Your last sexual encounter; good or bad and why?

9. Where is one place you would never have sex?

10. Top or bottom?

11.  Best sexual complement you ever got?

12. When was the first time you masturbated?

13.  Have/would you ever have sex outside?

14. Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

15.  Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear, or nothing at all?

16.  If you had a sexual “to-do” list, what would be on top of the list?

17. Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal breaker?

18. Do you have a gag reflex?

19. Is your sex life award-winning or a total flop?

20. Are piercings sexy?

21. Can/Have you ever squirted before?

22. List your kinks.

23. How did you discover you were kinky?

24. What was your first kinky sexual experience?

25. Any unexpected ways kink has improved your life?  If so, what are they?

26. What do you think is important in keeping a BDSM relationship healthy?

27. Something that never fails to make you horny:

28. Where is one place you would never have sex?

29. The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when:

30. Whats the best way to sexually bind someone? (handcuffs, ropes, etc.)

31. Whats the fastest way to make you horny?

32. Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

33. Two things you like/dislike about oral sex:

34. How big is too big?

35. One sexual thing you would never do:

36. Three spots that drive me insane:

37. Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?

38. Is it good sex even if you don’t cum?

39. Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? Why/Why not?

40.  If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be now?

41. Do you like giving head? Why/why not?

42. Do you own any sex toys? If so, how long have you had them?

43. Do you watch porn?

44. Have you had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)

45. How would you react if you found out your parents had sex on your bed?

46. Spanking: turn on or turn off?

47.  What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

48. Biggest sexual fantasy?

49. Kitchen counter, couch, or on top of the dryer?

50. Thoughts on period sex?

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"Dewey you might be annoying but ... actually there is no but"

Venice when Dewey is talking shit about himself

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ABCs of getting to know my muse(s)

Send in a letter and I’ll respond with: 

A) Their full name. B) Age. C) Height. D) Pronouns.  E) Species (if not human). F) Favourite beverage and/or meal. G) Hobbies and favourite pastimes. H) Something they’re exceptionally good at. I) 2 things they really enjoy. J) 2 things they’re not really fond of. K) 1 of their pet peeves. L) Their favourite kind of weather. M) A few interesting facts about them. N) Favourite movie or music genre. O) What’s their dream profession?  P) Is there something or someone they cannot stand? Why?   Q) Did they do something extremely dangerous at some point in their life? R) Is there something they wish they could do/achieve but can’t?  S)  Is there something in their life they regret?  T)  Do they have any siblings? Family? Loved ones?    U)  Are they a morning or night person? V) Do they have a pet? What kind? If not, what kind of pet would they want? W) How would they describe themselves in 5 or less words?  X) Do they have a goal in life? What is it?  Y) Is there anything in their life that’s stopping them from succeeding? Z) Do they have an item that means a lot to them?

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I'm fucking bored as fuck so I'm actually making an appearance on my account who misses me

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This actually helped me once, I said I was fine and it was just cramps but my boyfriend Myriad insisted that I made sure

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

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43.Do you want to get married?  46.How can I win your heart?  25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?  17.Have you had sex today?  18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?

43.Do you want to get married? I do!!! I'm actually engaged to my fiance,Myriad!!!

 46.How can I win your heart? You can't, sorry. I'm in a relationship.

 25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend? I have a fiance (as stated above)

 17.Have you had sex today? I have!!

 18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms? I fall asleep in Myriads every night!!!

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I hope my mutuals know they're my friend

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Ooo this seems fun. Maybe add the question?

No limit

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Freeze! You’re under arrest for being so lovely. Copy this message to 10 other blogs that you think are beautiful and deserve it. Keep the game going and make others feel beautiful!!! 💕💕

Ah nooo

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SOMEONE ROLEPLAY KIT WITH ME PLEASE

My character description is my pinned post and in my bio

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I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

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I'm willing to help so I'll reblog

Send my sister @transasexualharrypotterquotes an ask that says "PURPLE PIGEONS SUCKING EARWAX FROM YOUR EYES" because me,@nothing-interestingxx and @just-a-gay-girlx just had a very interesting conversation with her lmao

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IF YOU ARE PROTESTING, PLEASE READ/SHARE THIS THREAD. STAY SAFE. STAY VIGILANT. STAY STRONG. ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

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ANONYMOUS PDA MEME

💖: i have a romantic crush on you!

💜: i want to make sure you’re happy

💙: i have a friend crush on you!

💚: im a little jealous of you

💛: i just think you’re cute!

💘: i wouldnt say no to a platonic marriage

👀: im too shy to talk to you

💗: i want to give you a hug!

💋: i want to kiss you!

💪: id fight someone if they talked shit about you

🔊: im really glad i started following you!

💬: we should talk more!

💭: i think about you a lot

👏: everything you say is great wtf…

🎧: you have excellent music taste!

👑: your blog aesthetic is lovely!

🚨: you intimidate me

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I love it it's beautiful

Made for @ven-denouement

Dewey Denouement and Kit Snicket from a series of unfortunate events. Send me an ask if you want one for your ship. I do NOT do song requests, only ship requests.