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EAT BEAN DIPSHIT.

“how embarrassing for you…” has donald honestly not amounted to more since their college days?? ( then again: not surprising. )

“You...! You...!” This is what would be said if Donald spoke like a normal person. Instead it comes out more like furious squeaking. But where words fail him, actions will not. So he’s going to hurl his cold brew coffee at him. Thankfully he hits the bullseye. 

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“A FLING!?” The duck’s voice nearly cracks in his unbridled rage. “THAT WAS THE BEST TWO YEARS OF MY LIFE!” Wait-- He’s not supposed to admit that to his ex. He just got too heated being disregarded so heartily. 

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WELL. THIS IS AWKWARD.

ugh. today is really not his day, is it?? “donald,” he greets, tone curt and distant.

❛    it’s nice to see you...here.    ❜  he looks vaguely uncomfortable & feels even more so. should he make small talk? should he just keep walking? well first things first he’s going to say the first thing that came to his mind upon seeing the other.  ❛    what’re you doing here?    ❜

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for the love of god do not follow this blog. im only here to be a nuisance

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❛    starline?    ❜  oh fuck. it’s his ex. 

@tricores​  //  hi

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I don’t have any consoles that can play this game thank heaven for commentary free let’s plays

I LOVE THEM THEY ALL LOOK SO GOOD AND COOL p.s. please don’t tag/post spoilers w’ this I’m only at the Toy Story world :’D

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' hey, donald! say cheeese! '

      THE  MAGE  ISN’T  VERY  AMUSED  when  he  finds  the  other  stopping  in  the  middle  of  battling  heartless  to  take  out  his  phone  to  take  a  —  what  was  it  called ?  a  selfme ?  a  snelfie ?  donald  doesn’t  remember  nor  does  he  care .  there’s  more  pressing  matters  than  remembering  new  kid  terminology .   

      HIS  YELLOW  BEAK  CURLS  into  a  disgruntled  frown .  he’s  about  ready  to  give  sora  a  talking  to  &  remind  him  to  do  his  job  when  the  duck  notices  just  how  handsome  &  dashing  he  looks  in  the  phone’s  camera .  has  he  always  been  this  good  looking ?  maybe  it’s  just  how  nice  the  lighting  is  in  corona  but  donald  swears  he  looks  ten  years  younger .  they’ve  got  to  capture  this  memory  —  so  he  supposes  one  picture  won’t  hurt .  hence  the  duck  moves  himself  into  a  dashing  pose  while  smiling  into  the  camera .  ❛    cheeeeeseeee .   ❜

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theres a line between serious rps and crack rps and i blur it every time i rp on this blog 

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you better be nice to me or i'll take away all your peas you snuggly duckling >:(

      HE  DOESN’T  APPRECIATE  the  threat  even  if  it  comes  from  someone  he  considers  undeniably  close  to .  it  seems  as  if  sora’s  gotten  a  little  too  big  headed  (  as  well  as  big  footed  ) ,  thinking  he  can  tell  donald  a  grown  man  duck  what  to  do  just  because  he’s  grown  a  couple  heads  taller  than  him  now .  well  he’ll  see about  that .

      THE  MAGE  WADDLES  over  to  the  large  bowl  of  peas  that  he’d  been  playing  on  eating  for  lunch  this  afternoon ,  picking  it  up  with  both  hands  as  her  turns  to  glare  at  his  surrogate  son .  he  waddles  back  at  the  boy .  a  determined  glint  in  his  eye  he  raises  the  bowl  above  sora’s  spiky  brown  hair  &  dumps  the  entire  contents  all  over  him .  there  —  that  ought  to  teach  him  a  lesson .  

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When Baymax teaches Sora to fist bump Donald and Goofy try it too :’)

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spoiled hero.

true but he shouldn’t say it.

          ❝ –  GAWRSH.                                   he does look pretty cold, donald. ❞

     yeah, donald! he looks cold! ❛  easy for you to say! you have feathers to keep you warm!  ❜ sora doesn’t have that sort of luxury, unfortunately! ❛ c’mon, donald! you know all kinds of magic! can’t you give me a jacket?  ❜ or at least make turn his shorts into pants? 

      THE  DUCK  GROWS  ever  the  more  frustrated ,  his  yellow  beak  curling  into  a  frown .  ❛    as  i  said  before  the  magic  doesn’t  work  like  that .  even  if  i  tried  we  probably  wouldn’t  have  enough  magic  to  face  any  enemies  out  here .  is  that  what  you  really  want ?    ❜

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ID.  //  ♡.  //  WHINEY.

     ❛  it’s so cold!  ❜

      A  DISGRUNTLED  HUFF .  ❛    you’re  just  being  dramatic .    ❜

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hm.

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oh no.

“DONALD, WE’RE GETTING MARRIED”

      ❛    SINCE WHEN ?    ❜

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she’s going to what.

“I’m going to marry Donald, and no one can stop me”

      HE’S  SILENT  for  a  moment  before  letting  out  a  very  loud ,  very  confused  ❛    huh ?!    ❜

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hrmcjesty.

❝oh dear .. this is going to be quite a big problem ,  oh what to do ! ❞

      ❛    your  majesty  should  we  consult  THE  KING ?  he  may  know  what  to  do .    ❜