I present to you Vex's Perfect Kingdom Hearts Spoiler Secrecy theorem:
Proposition: It is, practically speaking, impossible to spoil the Kingdom Hearts franchise, because any sentence that conveys meaningful information about its plot will be totally incomprehensible to someone who hasn't already played it.
Corollary: All syntactically valid English sentences have a nonzero chance of being a Kingdom Hearts spoiler.
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Me before learning that Xehanort is my son: Shut up, old man, no one wants to hear you monologuing about darkness again lmao
Me after learning that Xehanort is my son:
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Im connecting dots here. Ik is probably very obvious but Chirithy, a dream eater, ushering you into the next life in KHUX and then arriving to the station of awakening in the Drop pose is so fucking clever.
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The dichotomy between redemption and damnation is … really stupid and has poisoned fandom discourse for so long. Like, I am still so salty and frankly confused, that someone can look at the last few cutscenes of Kingdom Hearts III - Xehanort defeated, his ideals and plans crushed, forced to realise that the "dull, ordinary boy" is more worthy of the χ-Blade than he is; HIM BEING ALONE IN THE SHADOWS WHILE ERAQUS IS EMBRACED BY HIS CRYING PUPILS IN THE LIGHT C'MON YOU GUYS THIS SHIT IS NOT SUBTLE - and think:
Yep, he got redeemed, the narrative says: "Well done, Xehanort, your ways were slightly off but you made a good effort."
Like … in what world, you guys?
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[ ID: Two panels. The top has Aced viewed from the back and pointing at Xigbar, with a dialogue box having him shout "I've heard enough! Luxu, what was your role?" In the corner of the image to the right, Xigbar is standing visible from the waist up. There is a dialogue bubble from him saying "Heh...Hope you like long stories."
The second panel has Aced grabbing and pulling on the front of Xigbar's cloak, with Xigbar partially in the frame now to the right while Aced's face is visible. Aced has a speech bubble shouting "It better not be as long as you've kept us waiting". A smaller bubble to the left of Aced is from an off screen Foreteller, saying "Aced no." On the right of Aced, a speech bubble is coming from Xigbar with the words "Tee Hee." /End ID]
February 11th, 2024
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“You’re in the next room. I couldn’t tune you out if I tried.”
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hi kingdom hearts fans, would someone be able to explain to me if this isn't how it works...... I've seen people say that the 'Luxu is Brain' thing doesn't make sense and I'm genuinely unsure if this take is wrong or not???
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for those wondering why Xehanort wouldn’t comfort his friend, I’d like to introduce you to this super (not) fun thing called Empathic Distress
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I'm torn with khux/khdr/kh3's developments with Ventus and Vanitas because part of me always loved that they are 2 halves of the same coin, and how connected they were. But I also think the idea of Ventus and Vanitas being ancient beings of light or darkness is also sooo coooool
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white haired anime boy moment <3 (11 dead, 2 injured)
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