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I'm gonna forego the glaring anti draconic nature of this work cause I can't not see saint George's big naturals.

Saint George and the Rescued Maiden by Henry Charles Fehr

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Most of your crap does not need to be connected to the internet

According to a recent report published by the Aargauer Zeitung (h/t Golem.de), around three million smart toothbrushes have been infected by hackers and enslaved into botnets.

The most cyberpunk thing on your dash today.

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hmmm

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Never forget

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Making animals fight

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Very important information

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@mousegirlheart

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I can't become more dragon I think

person who posted this originally made it unrebloggable so fuck you it’s mine now

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person who posted this originally made it unrebloggable so fuck you it’s mine now

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Don't give ideas to the DA please

Dragon lesson of the day

Dragons aren't just creaturs, we are inherently magical. Simply by existing we transform the the area we live in. Fire dragons considerably raise the heat around their lairs, frost dragons will create frozen tundra in their territory simply living there.

What I'm saying is that, yes, weed use has gone up significantly around the neighborhood around my castle, and it IS because of me but it's not my fault your honor.

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Dragon lesson of the day

Dragons aren't just creaturs, we are inherently magical. Simply by existing we transform the the area we live in. Fire dragons considerably raise the heat around their lairs, frost dragons will create frozen tundra in their territory simply living there.

What I'm saying is that, yes, weed use has gone up significantly around the neighborhood around my castle, and it IS because of me but it's not my fault your honor.

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what herbs and spices would be good to cook a dragon with. i don't think an onions or garlic is enough quite frankly. maybe cooking one would be a sin

i dont know enough about dragons to answer this yet. hey @everyone on @tumblr who here knows a lot about dragon meat what is it approximate to

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I will blast this entire post if you don't say sike right now

what herbs and spices would be good to cook a dragon with. i don't think an onions or garlic is enough quite frankly. maybe cooking one would be a sin

i dont know enough about dragons to answer this yet. hey @everyone on @tumblr who here knows a lot about dragon meat what is it approximate to

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Where does gyarados land in this list

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coming home from work to my three weed smoking girlfriends

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Again,

Do not post your personal information on Tumblr. Nothing that can be used to indentify you. You don't know who might be watching.

It might be Florida

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Ah. I see.

With this in mind,

Erect, throbbing dragon penis

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