Chucklenuts?
Yeah, I guess if I saw nuts I'd chuckle
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bodypillow for the dragongirls that's a hoard of gold. i think I'm onto something here
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i rhink i deserve to have a transfem faggot coworker who i can make out with on company time it would make my life a whole lot easier
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Dragons as a literary metaphor for greed/capitalism: ❌
Dragons as rare intelligent megafauna/keystone predators: ✅
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hmmm it's called house of the dragon but we got surprisingly little dragon content. house of the crazy bitches more like
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If you took a microscope to me, you'll see I'm made of many, smaller dragons. And them? Tinier dragons. Atomic dragons. I'm nothing but dragon
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⚠ category 5 seismic event ⚠
you gave a complement to your dragon gf and she's thumping her tail so so hard against the cave walls. buildings are collapsing in towns across the valley.
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sorry i latched my jaws around your girlfriend’s head and shoved a foot of tongue down her throat. i’m gonna do it again though next time she comes over just a heads up
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one of the biggest advantages to being a dragon is these funny little bugs called kobolds
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the otherkin dragon in your phone is wriggling!! please pet it and be on your merry way
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