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         Guess who's back?

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    "I'm calling the camp counselor."

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       "You motherfucker," Severa clenches her fist, driving it into Brady's jaw the moment she feels felt pen cross her cheek. She scrambles away from the others on the couch, muttering threats of castration under her breath.

"Yeah, kinda" Brady muttered as he quickly went in for the kill, an imminent dick on Severa’s face.

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   "Do you have a death wish??"

"Should I go in for the free for all, draw a dick on Severa, or just watch…"

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      >Finishing her masterpiece off with a pink sharpie mustache, Severa admired her work. The juxtaposition of the crudely drawn penis against Inigo's pale skin created a contrast that mirrored the human condition, she thought. Yes, she hoped the others would see the beauty of it. What was a cock if not a representation of the vulgar society they grew up in? What was a hairy ballsack if not a symbol of the universe and its growing state of disorder? It was so simple, yet so deep.

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    > Severa looks up at the sound of her name, already absorbed in drawing a detailed ballsack across Inigo's cheek.

  "Way ahead of you," she laughs.

"Dicks. So many dicks." He turned to Severa, his other partner in crime. "Ya want in?"

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     > "He's out like a light." She snaps a finger in front of his face to prove her point. He stirs, but doesn't show any signs of waking. A mischievous grin crosses her features and she looks around the room. "Does anyone have a pen....?"

   ＞ “What were you expecting to happen when he started dozing off like that?” The blue-haired boy sighed, brows drawn up as he gave Inigo another (admittedly gentle; he may be asleep, but surely that punch to the ribs was enough roughhousing for one night) shove. “I can’t believe he actually fell asleep.”

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   > "Ha...sorry." Severa laughed quietly at Morgan's discomfort. "I didn't expect him to fall asleep on you." Though she had to admit, it was pretty cute.

   ＞ “…Inigo is drooling on me.” Struggle as he might, the mercenary was undoubtedly too heavy for the young man to push off. Rip.

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     "Hey, I called dibs."

   ＞ "I don’t know. Wouldn’t you say that’s part of his charm?”

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     "It's cute when I do it!! It's awkward to see a grown man getting all worked up over a romantic comedy."

"Hey, you were just goin’ on about how cute the zombie guy was!"

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  "Gross."

"They’re so damn cute…"

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     Excuse me??

     Side eyes Severa and her weird taste in gross men.

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     > "Mooooom, you're embarrassing me!"

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  "Ugh, you're just a crybaby."

"Least I got some semblance of empathy left…"

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"At least I'm not bawling ten minutes into the movie."

"Ya well you’re not exactly little miss silent either, Severa."

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   "Why does she look so upset? I mean, I wouldn't mind getting kidnapped by a good looking zombie."