i thought being an adult was supposed to make me more responsible but now i just sleep 12 hours a day
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makki probably tells blatant crazy lies all the time for the fun of it but he always answers so fast an nonchalantly that no one can tell if hes lying or not and its been a guessing game for years now
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the nintendo ds has the best graphics of any video gaming system
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last photo of queen elisabeth II and prince philip together🙏🏼😔💖 this is so sad
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i guess prince philip just wasnt ready for white boy summer
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zelda au where everything is exactly the same except the ocarina of time looks like this
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reigen being pretty will simply utterly genuinely never stop being funny to me its the best joke in mp100
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Maybe you think a ship is problematic, but ask yourself this: is it wedged sideways in the suez canal disrupting 12% of global maritime trade?
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help girl i'm lengthwise in the suez canal
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your boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend that I had in february of last year looks gnc af
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i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature
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im doing my laundry which means im not mentally ill anymore!!!!!!! see y'all depresseds later!!!!!! you bitches can't even SPELL neurotypical!!!!!!!!!
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