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I dont have any recent content because I've hit a major art block bump, but I do know I have a few people who just interact with my account because of jurrasic park, so I'm considering going back to my other sketch book and sharing all the doodles I did while listening to the audio book bc I know at least the four other people obsessed with these traumatized scientists will go crazy just like me.

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Before I graduated, my art teacher invited me on a field trip, and the whole point of the trip was to branch into other art methods and styles. I signed up for print making and made the worst cat you could ever imagine, but then I made baby Steve from bigtop Burger. A new friend commented on how they would love to see a linocut print for bigtop, so I did that. It's definitely not done, and I've actually added a few stamps to the print, such as some little confetti burgers and the sketch of their food truck that haunts me from a corner.

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He would never, but it would be hilarious if he just told dad jokes every once in a while. Like at some point, the middle-aged man with three kids' mentality has to take over, he's raring to say "hi hungry, I'm dad!".

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I posted the first one out of these a while ago, but seeing as I have a tattoo from this show and the ap portfolios (that these were submitted to due to lack of completed pieces T^T) are coming back soon, I thought I might as well post the full serious.

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a warning

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Reasons why Ian Malcolm fucking slays and is iconic.

The following reasons come from the 1st Jurassic Park book.

His life has value and he doesn't want to waste it thinking about clothing

He thinks professional sports are even more boring than fashion

Knew from day 1 that the park would fail

Annoys everyone with his chaos theory yapping and doesn't give a shit (namely Hammond)

Annoys the blood-sucking lawyer every time he opens his mouth

Laughs at a T-rex because it has sensitive skin

Calls a Stegosaurus funny looking

Just thinks about fractals in the land cruisers

"You know, at times like this one feels, well, perhaps extinct animals should be left extinct. Don't you have that feeling now?"

Straight up leaves the car with a tyrannosaur nearby

Gets thrown like a small doll in the air by said tyrannosaur

He put a belt tourniquet on his leg

Tells a joke about toilet paper while high on morphine.

Thinks it's important to always maintain a sense of humor.

"What advances? The number of hours women devote to housework has not changed since 1930, despite all the advances. All the vacuum cleaners, washer-dryers, trash compactors, garbage disposals, wash-and-wear fabrics. . . Why does it still take as long to clean the house as it did in 1930?"

*Talking with Hammond* "Simple? You're a bigger fool than I thought you were. And I thought you were a very substantial fool."

Calls out Hammond while high on morphine and calls congenitally rich people assholes

"No, it's not looking good. It's looking like a disaster."

Rants about chaos theory and sciencs, falls asleep, then wakes right back up and continues like nothing even happened

Calls velociraptors ugly

Calls Hammond an "egomaniacal idiot"

Talks about paradigms then kind of dies?

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Ian Malcolm for Jupiter 🪐💜 @fceriestcrdst

Jurassic Park (1993)

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Favorite Lines To Quote: Jurassic Park (1993)

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I'm pro Ellie and Ian silent communication with Alan being permanently confused, on another note why is Sam Neil so difficult for me to draw.

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Guys, I can draw them better now (I just watched all the movies again and am now listening to the audio book of the novel)

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Do you think rexie appreciated Ian with his shirt unbuttoned?

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no tv show will ever be able to resolve a m/m/f love triangle as perfectly and as weirdly as Hannibal, in which the woman kisses one of the guys, sleeps with the other one, then decides "actually, never mind, you're both awful!" and marries a rich lesbian instead - and, while this is all going on, the guys develop a weird homoerotic obsession with each other culminating in them going off a cliff together. truly unhinged and unmatched

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What if I did something crazy like tf2 posting in 2024 wouldn't that be insane.

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I just think he's so neat

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I think it's funny to imagine klaus out with Diego somewhere just doing like something mildly important, and the person helping them is like, "Alright, I just need your full legal name!" And klaus and Diego panic for a second. Not because their legal names are numbers, but because the paper Diego is signing asks for a middle name, and he's like, "Dude, do we have middle names?????". Logically, I know middle names are optional, but I still think it's funny to imagine the mini crisis in the car when they realise they don't actually have middle names, they just used to put their numbers there when doing interviews and press stuff as kids.

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Cringe is dead. I love Five Nights at Freddy's and will showcase my silly little security breach oc. Her name is Kelly the Kitty, and she was decommissioned because children found her too creepy, but she enjoyed the time she had with her two handlers, James and Kyle!

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Happy Halloween? Not for laurie.