i freely admit that this is the alt on which i can shitpost my inner thoughts with absolutely no shame or anxiety. so buckle up, buttercup, this is a tour of My Dumbass Brain™️
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hot take: shitposting is like taking a shit for your brain which is why its just as relaxing
#shitposting is just off brand therapy#thats why they call it a brain dump#shitpost thats somehow not a shitpost#schrödinger's shitpost#shitposting#hot take#i am not to be help liable for my ramblings#author is sleep deprived#author is tired#author is so very very tired#positively eepy
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bro ur interupting my "pacing around pointlessly and listening to music" time can u not
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Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene
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tumblr needs a “not for you” page where it just has things that you disagree with and make you angry
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
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*record scratch* yep. that's me during finals week. I bet you're wondering why I'm making clay tablets of all-star from shrek translated into a language I made up last week
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TIL: it is entirely possible to kick a tree in the nuts
#it is also entirely possible to do other things to tree nuts#like eating them#dont ask dont tell: tree edition#dont ask how i know#the more you know#pun gone wrong#dumbassery#dumbassery with a lot of shame actually#dumbass on alt#save the trees
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do u ever wonder if like, there are vampires out there with a period kink? because it makes a weird amount of sense for my usual level of bullshit and i dont like it
#oh brain why have u forsaken me#why do i do this to myself#dumbassery with no shame#ok so i lied maybe a little shame#dumbassery#tomfoolery#bullshit#shitposting#shitpost#why is this funny to me#but also why does it make sense#and though I am called blessed in creativity t'will always be a curse of the highest degree
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i solemly swear that im... doing really good actually, hbu?
#... i said - you know - like a LIAR#lies and slander#nobody:#literally nobody ever:#*this bullshit*#alt account shenanigans#things literally nobody ever says#oh when will my husband (mental health) come back from the war (wherever its fucked off to)#shitpost#shitposting#dumbassery#things that would be really funny actually iF I EVER GOT TO SAY THEM
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