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My vibe about ships since forever tbh

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it feels like a lot of "progressive" online spaces have really latched onto this ooo boykisser pastel stockings kitty femboy image of GNC men and i have to admit i have concerns about how those spaces would respond to GNC men who either can't or simply don't want to look like that

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in guarani there's a standard greeting that literally translates to "are you happy" (ndevy'apa) and the natural reply is "i'm happy" (avy'a) and as americans learning the language we were so distressed like "but what if we're not happy....." and our teachers were like "that's so not the fucking point"

we kept trying to think of any other way to reply but our teachers kept trying to get it into our brains that it's an idiomatic greeting, it literally is not the time or place to traumadump, and as usamerican english speakers we are not some special exception for saying "what's up" with the reply being "not much" instead of "the ceiling"

but anyway while i was working in paraguay -- the country with the largest population of guarani speakers -- i got sent an article by some friends back home like "look! they're saying that paraguay is the happiest country in the world!"

and the methodology was "we went around and asked paraguayans if they're happy and recorded their responses" and i was like. oh. of course you did. and of course you got a 100% positive response rate.

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person who has only watched one anime: what i really love about dungeon meshi is how it subverts our expectations of a typical anime by not sexualising women and having a good plot!

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Unmute !

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Lyfrassir edda :)

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If there's any character in this world who suffers from literary Ken-ification it's Patroclus. Especially in the zeitgeist of today (thanks tsoa), it's always Achilles AND Patroclus, never just Patroclus. Who is he? Why does he exist? He is Achilles' boyfriend! What's his job? Death! In the sense that he just. Dies. That's just his job now. Death. Death and Achilles' boyfriend. That's it.

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*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

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wghat the fuck is a blanket

i think it's when a lot of people sit at the same table and there is like food ! hope ythis helps

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NEW VIDEO QITH NARRATION DISCOVERED IM THE FACEBOOK TRENCHES MOD MIRALINES IS NOT ONLINE IT IS NEARLY 6AM AND I HAVE NOT SLEPT. HAVE NOT WATXHED IT YET

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so someone left a tag on my friends phineas and ferb / mob psycho crossover art saying that mob psycho was barely more dramatic than phineas and ferb and it inspired me to make. this.

[VD: A Mob Psycho 100 edit set to the Phineas and Ferb theme song. The theme song is energetic and upbeat, and the Mob Psycho 100 clips are intense and dark, featuring fight scenes and the main characters in distress. End VD]

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Swon

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Centuripe, province in Enna, Sicily, Italy

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listening to wtnv in 2024 makes me understand immediately why tumblr over a decade ago thought this shit was the coolest thing ever. it casually but flawlessly parodies the us surveillance state, ultra-militarized police forces, inane human resource bureaucracies and the blasé of the suburban middle class all within the span of three episodes with a very tongue in cheek slice of life format that doesn’t sound possible on paper but is executed absolutely absurdly well

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dare i say... robbed