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I can’t stop thinking of Peter, 20 dollars short on something and kinda in a rush and starting to panic because he’s holding up the line or the store is about to close and he sends a quick text to Ned:

Hey ned, you’ve been promoted to sugar daddy status! Can you venmo me a 20?

But actually, he accidentally sent it to Tony without realizing.

Not Ned, but I’ll keep the promotion.

He texts back and venmo him like 20,000 because he’s extra like that

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- Here again! You always do this - avoid a direct answer to the question. Why can’t you be honest?

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- Oh no! How clumsy I`am

- М-mr. Stark?

- You urgently need to change clothes

- Mr.Stark?

- What a mess. You can catch a cold…

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link 1,2,3 art by HiKu

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Good morning by jingli592

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Masterlist for all things STARKER.

I'll constantly update this whenever I post new fics. Thought it was about time to make a masterlist for my works in case some of you are interested on reading what I've posted back then. x

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Dark!AUs

1. You Belong To Me | Obsessed!Tony Part 1

• Part 2

2. Another

3. Sincerely Yours | Dark!Peter

Medieval AUs

1. The Right of the Lord (Starker AU) -- READ ON AO3

Angst

2. Ghost of You -- READ ON AO3

3. Bed of Lies

4. Mafia!Tony

5. A Soul for A Soul

6. Forget Me Not

Starkercest

1. Twirl For Me | Uncle SIM!Tony x Ballerina!Peter (TOP POST)

Fairytale AUs

1. Once Upon A Dream | Sleeping Beauty AU

2. In The Heart of The Sea | Mermaid!Peter x Sailor!Tony

Rom Howney

1. Behind Closed Doors

Others

1. Lead Us Not Into Temptation | Pervert!Peter x Religious!Tony

• Chapter 1

2. Switched Roles | RDJ as Peter Parker x Tom Holland as Tony Stark

3. Legacy | Adult!Morgan

4. Teacher's Pet | Teacher!Tony x Student!Peter

5. Sucker Punch | Boxer!Tony x Ring Boy!Peter

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TAGS: @starkermoodboards @starkervibes @starkerforlife @heyimstarker @sunnystarkerr @starker-owns-this-ass @itfeelssogoodmrstark @snowydisco @silkystark @red-eyes88 @couldntbedamned @idontfeelsogoodmrspock @bluedragonglitter @pretty-odd-24601 @speckledcoffeecups @ironspiidey @shugarbabys @am-i-spidertwink

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Guys have you seen this art by Hallpen?

It’s called Scars

Oof.

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iM DYING HOLLY SHIT!!! :00

i have no words,, i just need more pls

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5

in all honesty, y’all, i doubt this would exist if @quellthefire hadn’t quiet literally sat down and talked the whole damn thing out with me. i adore her to pieces, y’all don’t even understand. so much love. <3<3

due to the tone i wanted to keep for this chapter, there’s no smut. i’ll be making up for that in the following chapter(s). i’m only planning one, possibly two more parts after this one, depending on what will be happening next. thank you to everyone for being patient with me and supporting my writing! i honestly couldn’t do this without y’all.

Tag list: @loki-iwanttobeking, @strawberryparkers, @hoe4parker, @deliciousflapbanditfarm, @idontfeelsogoodmrspock, @srrnnrrs, @carttorchdeatth, @starkerhowlter, @starkeristhenameshippingismygame, @awesomeimportantfan, @itsjustmeowrooh, @starkravingspiders, @subverbaldreams, @this-starker-hoe, @moderndayqueenofscots, @prettyboy-parker, @sadbumblingmess, @winter-starker, @afreckledfairy, @lunakir, @parleroumourir, @mintystarker, @starkerfics, @starkerprince, @mystarker, @aoifelaufeyson, @consciencecoward, @shinycreatoroafbonk, @themanandthespider, @jokesonme9000, @silkystark, @superpaperclip, @betteraskremus, @justallydavis, @marvel-shxt, @loki-helmet, @urfavisastarker, @haysend, @outlawbiscuits, @xmissemilyx-blog-blog, @silverloveless, @hereforagoodtimenotalongone, @zoerayne2426, @kkomusume, @ardett, @seriouslystarker, @starkerprince, @shipperofalltheships, @morgoona-stark

if i missed you on the tag list, i’m so sorry! please don’t hesitate to send me a dm, it’s easier to track that way.

Warnings: Peter is 19. Mentions of a student/teacher relationship. That’s it, no smut this time around.

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Tony had to admit: the two applications sitting on his desk were very impressive. He really wished that he had been able to interview the candidates himself before the end of the semester, maybe gotten to know the students before deciding to bring them on. He had promised to speak at a conference that same week, however, and Bruce and Pepper had strongarmed him into following through with it.

That had left his department head, Dr. Bruce Banner, with the pleasure of sifting through and interviewing the students that applied for the position, and Tony was confident in his friend’s decisions. He trusted that Bruce had brought in the brightest of his applicants.

Plus, one of them had managed to snag a recommendation letter from Stephen Strange himself. Even Tony knew that Stephen’s word carried significant weight amongst the faculty. Tony would have been an idiot to say no to this kid.

Keep reading

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Team 'I genuinely love platonic/familial IronDad and SpiderSon, but I also really enjoy Starker trash'

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I wish you could see how much I’m laughing at you and rolling my eyes simultaneously.

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"whole scene" pls, the moment i watched that movie i n e e d e d a whole ass au

can u imagine the angst, the repressed feelings that can happen because peter is slowly falling for tony as he's driving him across the country to his pregnant wife?? ajsjjfvkkgkh

“Give me what I need.”

LIKE THIS WHOLE SCENE EXCEPT WITH TONY AND PETER

I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT, SOMEONE PLEASE WATCH THIS AND COME YELL WITH ME

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Tony Stark has BDE pass it on

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yeah so give me the nerdiest alpha tony, with his thick tortoiseshell glasses and mouth full of metal. even he was surprised when he presented as an alpha, being the wuss he truly is, but it kind of made sense, with his not terribly scrawny build and alpha father. but he hasn’t really lived up to that tile, turning down sports to experiment instead.

oh, but there is one thing he would become a walking alpha stereotype for.

the school’s prettiest omega, peter parker.

peter parker is the most popular, gorgeous, amazing omega in the entire school. tony has had a crush on him since 9th grade when the omega switched schools. being the genius he is, he’s been in tony’s upper level classes ever since.

but tony knows he’ll never ever even get a chance to ask peter out, since fights occur everyday over the omega.

so he almost throws up when peter asks him to be partners for their final physics project.

“tony, would you mind working together? physics isn’t really my thing and I really need a good grade on this. you’re super smart and I know you could help me.” he asked, and tony’s ears rang with the praise as he nodded dumbly.

but the alpha had to remind himself that peter just wanted help so he could get a good grade.

that was all it was.

until it wasn’t.

until it was abandoning the project to sit on the couch to watch old sci-fi flicks instead. until it was stopping for ice cream before heading home to work on the project.

until peter kissed him over the scattered mess of papers and binders.

word spread fast in their school, and soon people are actually nice to tony.

but he doesn’t care about anyone else except peter.

peter, the perfect omega who cooks tony lunch everyday and walks him to every class, the omega who gives him soft kisses every chance he gets.

tony’s in love with peter and peter’s in love with tony.

it’s perfect.

and peter’s aunt and uncle love him too. they gush about tony over dinner, and tony has to gush about peter too. the omega feeds him slivers of steak with his fingers, like all omegas do, and tony could cry because they only do that to their claimed alphas.

that’s why, later, tony ends up at peter’s place even though the omega isn’t there.

his aunt opens the door, confused, looking at tony with the wine bottle and whiskey in his arms.

tony asks if he can court peter.

they agree with tears in their eyes, telling tony that he’s the first person they’d want their son to be with. they talk for hours, do’s and dont’s, how the wedding will be after college, and tony’s so excited he just wants to run and whisk peter off his feet right now.

but he waits, waits until he can drive peter down to a nearby park for a picnic filled with flowers, waits so he can reveal the thin gold collar he saved up for.

when the time comes, peter says yes, sputtering through his happy tears. tony slips the collar on him and the omega keens under the attention.

the have sex for the first time that night.

peter rides him, and it’s the best thing he’s ever felt. the tight wet heat of his omega is heavenly, and he doesn’t last that long before biting down hard on peter’s mating gland.

tony can’t concentrate the next day at school, too busy fussing over his new mate.

but who can blame him?

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💗 this

Cr: @outSiderTP

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If you guys liked my android Peter post, you should know that I’ve started a series based off of it <3

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Peacock: spreads feathers at Tony

Peter: It's trying to attract you as a mate.

Tony: slowly lifts his shirt

Peter: NO!

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part one // part two // part three

au where peter is a quickly rising pop star and tony is an international music legend