dumbcat7

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if someone (me) is your Tumblr crush, you should tell them (me) cus it might make them (me) super happy.

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bleeding and smoking are two of like the hottest things ever and it’s really unfair that you shouldn’t be doing either on the reg

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i can offer you the worst and most nervous hand/blowjob of your life if you'd like that

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My dog's really a study in Buddhism. He can see my muffin wrapper and he's miserable. Crying. He needs to eat my muffin wrapper so bad.

I get up and throw it away. He forgets about it immediately and happily goes to sleep.

You are not sad because you do not have a muffin wrapper, my beautiful boy, you are sad because you want the muffin wrapper.

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happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

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happy gay month everyone!

and remember:

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Reblog if your tits are free-use stress balls for any lesbian who needs them

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wanna be claimed, wanna be owned, wanna be put in my place.

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having the same taste in music is like a soul connection

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robotgirl safewording after its girlfriend pulls out a flash drive with a windows 11 installer

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Horny but in the "I want someone to tell me what to do" way. Not even saying anything sexual just even telling me to wear a certain color today so the whole day I'm forced to think of them.

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werewolf who sees you're sad and trots over and puts her paws on your leg and very tenderly wedges her head under your hand to get you to pet her until you feel better

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double text me, annoy me, give me your attention. i love that shit.

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how it feels to not have the ability to mask as an autistic person in any social situation

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I wanna make blackberry flavored mead :3