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That new game mode kicked my ass but I managed to just barely beat Fearless mode.

Ignore the Kinich team, I obviously paid to win with that one, but the other two teams are so bare bones as far as resources go.

5 star weapons: Arlecchino's sig, Kinich's sig, Skyward Blade on Bennett, Jade Spear on Emilie, the rest were just 4 or 3 star weapons!

Edit: My Kinich can do Dire difficulty as well

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your freak-of-nature boyfriend that we locked up in a high security lab is loose in the fucking facility send help before he kills us all

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redrew this screenshot I have that makes Ajaw look like a smug cat.

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Kinich: You know, I really think we should try a non-violent approach to solve this.

Ajaw: I agree. Except replace the word "non" with "extremely" and after the word "violent," include the phrase "blood explosion extraordinaire."

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Ajaw: Oh, good! You heard my call for help!

Kinich: You mean your girly scream?

Ajaw: I MEAN MY CALL FOR HELP!

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kinich ❖ emergency commission

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crack au where the contract between kinich and ajaw actually changes the constitution of kinich's body and makes it an immortal vessel, so kinich cant actually die from natural circumstances/old age and keeps avoiding death by other means so ajaw just. never takes control of his body. theyre just stuck like that until teyvat explodes idk

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Kinich: I usually take a five percent commission, but I'll make it three percent. Friends and family discount.

Ajaw: Make it five. I don't want you getting ideas that we're friends.

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Flight Rising practice dragon species #2: Wildclaw.-- this one belongs to FR user Iniquitas. He doesn't have his set skin/jewerly bc i got too distracted detailing the genes to cover them up

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look! my boy!

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two more sneesnurges for the dtdaby thread :D

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reckless

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why so blue?

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My boyfriend just moved my hair out of my face and tucked it behind my ear and then said to me “I look better than you”

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Mualani: Why is Ajaw tied to a chair?

Kinich: The question you'll soon be asking is, "Why isn't he gagged?"

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My friend made me a little Ajaw tamagotchi model :)