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@dalehudson: So hot you got me thinking I was straight for a little minute. Wowzers, Daff!

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Missy’s idea of exploring my “girlier” side. As you can see, I’m thrilled. We can all be honest and agree that I look insane, right? Sweaters and jeans are clearly more my thing.

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@dalehudson: Cute enough to nearly make me forget she looked at my dice the other day and said 'cool crystals, have you charged them?'

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my lady love

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@dalehudson: @magnifiquemoreau Oh, that would definitely work if you get really cool with the idea of a lavender marriage, bubs.

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we’re competing in the pretty olympics n bonbon is takin the gold

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@dalehudson: Hot o'clock! My favourite hour! All my alarms are set for hot o'clock!

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sorry i was late to the group hang it was hot o’clock at the cutie club and all my friends were there

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@dalehudson: Omfg Elodie?

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@dalehudson: Ahh, New York! Forever showing me definite strangers on my fyp with cute dogs. Anyway! Nice pup!

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we’re competing in the pretty olympics n bonbon is takin the gold

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TEXTING: DEXTER Dale: OH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

TEXTING: DALE Dexter: Maybe that was my goal all along...! Dexter: For you to see me in those leather pants! ;-)

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TEXTING: DEXTER Dale: Haha, nah, I'm joking, cutie. You can be Sandy, I don't mind. Dale: Although Sandy can be sexy. I'm gay and had a Moment when I saw her show up at the fairground in those leather pants.

TEXTING: DALE Dexter: Omg, so true! Dexter: You can be Sandy. :) I just thought you'd wanna be the sexy one!

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TEXTING: DEXTER Dexter: Tell her she has to. Carrie-oke! She was born for it. Dexter: Oh, and what if I wanted to be Sandy, hm?

TEXTING: DALE Dexter: Aww... If I can convince Carrie then I'm game! :D Dexter: But you have to squeeze in a Summer Nights duet with me! I'll be Sandy!

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TEXTING: DEXTER Dale: Oh, hell yeah. Dale: You. Carrie. Karaoke. Don't Go Breaking My Heart by Elton John & Kiki Dee. Dale: You have to do that for me, it's my birthday.

TEXTING: DALE Dexter: Omg yes please :) Dexter: Birthday kisses AND birthday drinkies coming right up!!! Dexter: Might even throw a cheeky karaoke number in there if you get me drunk enough!

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TEXTING: FAITH Dale: Why, thank ya, cutiepie! Dale: And give Miss Flo a big kiss from me too. Dale: ... I know you're probably going to say no but what are the chances of you finding a sitter so you can come drinking with me, Daff & co?

TEXTING: DALE

Faith: happy birthday mister pretty face!!! Faith: thanks for being the best boss ever and flo's favorite guy! mine too! Faith: love you so much!

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TEXTING: BILLY Dale: Thanks, cuz!

TEXTING: DALE

Billy: Happy birthday, man.

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TEXTING: SIDNEY Dale: Ohhhh, go on then! Sure hope it's gift wrapped!

TEXTING: DALE

Sidney: happy birthday, you Sidney: birthday bj soon? i'll be on my best behavior

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TEXTING: DEXTER Dale: Course ya can, Dexxy! Dale: Daff and I are going out drinking later, if you'd be so kind to join us? I wanna see you absolutely zooted, I won't lie.

TEXTING: DALE

Dexter: Happy birthdayyyyyyyy handsome!!!!! :D Dexter: Can I come over later? If you're not mega busy being spoiled rotten

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TEXTING: DAFF Dale: DO I EVER! Dale: What a birthday treat for little old me. Make sure there's tequila.

TEXTING: DALE

Daff: Happy birthday, mush. Wanna get blasted and ruin Heath's night? Daff: Love ya

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@dalehudson: PUSH HIM OFF!

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Shorts weather means I can finally go on a hike without sweating my ass off 30 seconds in.

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@dalehudson: Your mom isn’t wrong but why’s she saying it like it’s a bad thing? Justice for my juicy ass king 🍑

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sidney told me to stand here and look pretty but i just kind of look constipated? also mom says my butt looks big in this?????

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@dalehudson: If we band together we can probably put him in jail 😈

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Heath once airdropped that second photo to me with zero context. When did he take it? Why did he take it? HOW did he take it?