collins: everyone in this target wants to have sex with me i know it
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alex: good news everyone i got hired by the queer eye guys. i’m gonna be the sixth one and whenever they do a makeover i will be the one to go through the guy’s steam library and tell him which games suck
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tommy: not to be ladphobic but i think ppl who go for a bit of cheeky nandos in public are disgusting. it's adam and eve not banter with steve
gibson: what language is this
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collins after an argument with gibson: called a weird french bitch out for being a wee cow on my photo and he's threatened tae come to scotland and beat me up omg je suis shitting my pantalons x
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tbh i would've just not boarded the moonstone
rip to george but im different
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just realized this blog has 120 followers??? thank y'all so much???
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the mole timeline: just tommy, gibson, and 30-50 feral highlanders
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the mole timeline: just tommy, gibson, and 30-50 feral highlanders
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gibson: je suis christ lol
alex: je m'appelle christ actually
gibson: neil degrasse tyson its an honor to meet you sir
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mater has given gibson a glock
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"alex?"
"what?"
"where's gibson?"
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tommy: what's your street name
peter: lil dawson
tommy: you live on a street named lil dawson?
peter: o h you mean my address
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no cops at pride just Spitfires
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some of you were never stranded on a french beach with the looming threat of the encroaching nazis hanging over your heads and it shows
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that's exactly how i imagined it
my favorite dunkirk ship? the moonstone of course
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my favorite dunkirk ship? the moonstone of course
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gibson, after tommy was denied passage onto the rowboat: sir that's my emotional support twink
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