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One of my favorite things about Caleb is how he’s catnip to wizards:
Astrid
Eadwulf
Trent
Essek
Yussa
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i love in fantasy when its like “king galamir the mighty golden eagle and his most trusted advisor who would never betray him, gruelworm bloodeye the treacherous”
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Liam saw Ira in c3 and was like I could do that but sluttier and creepier.
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- By the Ancestors, what’s gotten into you, my boy? - Enchantment? - That’s more like it.
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il paragrafo più incredibile che io abbia mai letto da incorniciare proprio 10++++++

#io pensavo fosse semplicemente un altro prete di nome Matteo#invece no hanno voluto fare la backstory per ficcarci quel nome#che bravi#APPLAUSI
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LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL (2023) dir. Colin Cairnes & Cameron Cairnes
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one tiny little detail i love about Veilguard is the absolutely random Memento and codex entry - one of the shortest in the game - that simply notes that if the Chantry ever tries an Exalted March against the elves again, the Antivan Crows (and thus Antiva itself) are going to fucking throw hands. Functionally, it's a conditional but perpetual declaration of war.
No long-winded sanctimony about their guilt, no long annoying thinkpiece, just: "If they or anyone else ever try anything like that again against the elves, either The Chantry (or whoever else) won't be left standing or Antiva won't."
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they should have been allowed to kill andrew.
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wonder if the joplin copers realize that joplin would have just been live service slop with worse dialogue. whole thing is worth a read as it destroys a lot of narratives the joplinites have.
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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M
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Aragorn n Legolas r so funny to me bc people who don’t know lotr well see gruff manly ranger and elegant princely elf but they don’t know what i know. they don’t know that Aragorn is the long haired sensitive softboy writing sad poetry on his livejournal about not being able to show his girlfriend the awesome new song he wrote for her on his guitar meanwhile Legolas is doing backwards kickflips over gimli at the skate park bc gimli double dog dared him then he and gimli climb the tree at Aragorn’s house n yell at him through the window to come play halo
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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"
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Mr. Shadowhand Essek “I woke up like this” Thelyss ;)
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