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Underrated hungarian classic literature moment is when Krisztyán Tódor, antihero of Jókai's Arany ember, starts agressively stripping in front of Timár Mihály and calling him dad

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Damn bro....

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I haven’t seen the HTTYD remake yet but it’s hilarious to me how John Powell wasn’t allowed to use the same track names so he just decided to be a troll.

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Has anybody made this joke yet

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it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.

i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.

so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”

And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”

I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”

And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware

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One struggle 🫡

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‘no one uses tumblr!’ ‘tumblr is dead!’ no there’s at least enough people for us to point at each other and go ‘10k notes!!!!!!’ and it can happen

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btw if you're on this site it is your duty to reblog any post that has been prophecied to reach 10k notes. let's all annoy op

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don't look back don't look back don't look back don't look back don't look back don't look back

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cell bio professor closed out today's lecture on free-radical oxidation in mitochondria and programmed cell death by saying "you've probably all seen those commercials for fruit juice that says it's got antioxidants, which are said to prevent this sort of thing from happening, or at least slow it down. well, they don't work. this is an inevitable fact of life— this process that lets us live is also the thing that kills us, and it's why all of us will die someday. there's no escaping that. it's been with us since the dawn of eukaryotic cells; our pact with mitochondria is to the death. anyway, enjoy the rest of your friday, and remember, exam four is next week!"

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now that the switch 2 is out i just want to remind everyone NOT to pirate games and NOT to mod their consoles. please give the billion dollar company 500 dollars for the console, 80 dollars per game, and 20 dollars for the privilege of playing a game you already own.

absolutely DO NOT mod your 3DS, which is actually very easy to do. do NOT go to this subreddit that keeps an up to date guide on how to mod your 3DS and will provide community support if you need help. if you don't want to risk your own 3DS, absolutely DO NOT go to etsy or ebay where you can find already-modded 3DS's for about $250.00. absolutely DO NOT support these modders and small business owners who restore these consoles and who are trying to make nintendo games as easily acceptable as possible. yes I know it's tempting because this is half the price of the switch 2 (or free if you choose to mod it yourself) and you'll be able to download every single 3DS, DS, GBA, SNES, and NES game ever made as well as DSiware and 3DSware but PLEASE think of nintendo PLEASE support the billion dollar company they just want what's best for you!!!

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more raines..... they've been on my mind lately (duh)

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Titans tower summary ft that 1 quote

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i think this is the longest thing i've ever willingly boarded.....

audio is from alex rochon's video, which you can check out here!! <:]

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"there should be some kind of test you have to take before having kids" -> wrong, extremely dangerous and highkey eugenicist and racist "the youth should have safe and effective legal pathways at their disposal to make sure their human rights are constantly protected and upheld" -> based, centers the youth, gives minors more power to fight inequality and does not reinforce the idea that parents are immune to scrutiny from their kids

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lord the peasants are so loud today