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That story of that hookup who pissed in my sink was 100% real tho sadly

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Ngl posting bait isn't turning out to be a viable marketing strat, I'm not terminally online enough for that shit. Been fun while it lasted, actual content coming soon

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I've given up on you tbh

Unfortunately I must announce it is my birthday today. Are any of you willing to impress me? Can any of you even come close

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Love is super exhausting when you like finally found someone and they just ghost you, and then you find someone again, and they ignore your attempts at flirting until you just stop, then you find another one who rejects you in a very mean spirited way and lets you look like a clown, then you find someone again and they turn out to be a narc who hides your condoms bc they really want a child that they can't even take care of and you have to be super careful not to become a parent by accident, but they start becoming paranoid and accuse you of cheating and break up with u over text, then you find another one who does it with you 3 times at the same evening, then steals your vape, pisses in your sink at 3am and just vanishes afterwards, and maybe just maybe after all that you could potentially find actual love but tbh you don't really care anymore and you stopped looking because it's way too exhausting to deal with. But you have that dream of a lesbian viking wedding in the woods and the dance is actually a Moshpit and you're covered in mud and you kiss the love of your life and then you move in a cottage. Or a loft. And you're living a happy gay life ever after.

WHY CAN'T I HAVE NICE THINGS???

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IT HAS JUST BEGUN

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AYO mom says she's paying for my laser hair removal if I get therapy. As if I'm crazy or something. I just can't with these people...

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Gojira are a bunch of posers. Limp Bizkit is the only Trve Kvlt REAL METAL!!!!!!

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So I just googled who Elliot Spencer is and STEPHEN FRY? OF ALL PEOPLE?? STEPHEN FUCKING FRY?!!?!???? cringe

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Know what? KNOW WHAT?!? I'm a Elliot Spencer hater now. IMMA DO IT! IMMA FUCKING DO IT!!! This is a hate page now. Get ready, cuh. NO ONE FUCKS WITH DA BIZKIT

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I can't believe that you're not limping with the bizkit. This is heresy and also a betrayal of the rich culture the bizkit has brought our world. Why are you like this? WHY ARE YOU NOT LIMPING WITH THE BIZKIT BETHANY? Why did you have to betray ME like this? I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS fuck this shit

#a knife in our back #betrayal of the bizkit #the starfish will rise again #keep on rolling #we going full nelson on this one

FRED DURST IS ONE OF THE GIRLS AND I WILL FIGHT YOU ON THIS

No he is not

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The audacity

FRED DURST IS ONE OF THE GIRLS AND I WILL FIGHT YOU ON THIS

No he is not

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Hey Ladies

Hey Fellas

AND THE PEOPLE THAT DON'T GIVE A FUUUUUCK

#fred durst is a NB ally #more like Limp BASEDkit amirite #nsync smells like fish ew #wes borland actually looks like that irl, fight me

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Why don't I have more followers? Istg them haters just don't appreciate my swag, I'm just like Fred fr

#just like this #style kinda fresh tho #limping with the bizkit #starfish #they want to suppress my voice but I'm just too cool

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Elliot Spencer isn't real, they invented the man to frame Fred Durst for Woodstock 99 and kill the bizkit. THEY FAILED. THE BIZKIT IS STRONGER THAN EVER!!!!!!!!!

Eliot Spencer should not be this fucking hot????

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THIS BUT MAKE IT A SUBWOOFER

you would not believe your eyes

if ten million butts with lights

Shop glowing butt plug

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I love Fred. He looks like a overgrown dwarf daddy. Fucking hot.

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Nah dude should fight me fr, I'm a badass but like a girl but like not like other girls but like a total badass. Start limping to the bizkit it will all make sense

Does Eliot Spencer get Super Gulaged because of his crimes of being too hot, or does he get a nice room? Pretty Privilege or Pretty Damnation?

Fuck I don't know 😅 🥵