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dust-heaps · 2 days
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exposure therapy but it’s just me showing you my tits
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dust-heaps · 4 days
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CUTE DATE IDEA: go to a medieval torture museum and tell each other which devices you would put each other in
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dust-heaps · 6 days
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this is my buddy joey, we consider him a lesser form of life
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dust-heaps · 6 days
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"im gonna kill myself" [remembers that suicide jokes scare my loved ones] "and im taking you with me!"
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dust-heaps · 12 days
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when i was a kid i would get a sick thrill from learning someones middle name now i dont feel anything at all ever and im no good for nobody
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dust-heaps · 12 days
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oh my god god god remember when people would put 'conventionally attractive' on their blog as like an acknowledgement of privilege that was so funny can we bring something like that back. penis size in bio NOW
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dust-heaps · 12 days
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My four year old daughter smokes the ends of all my cigarettes to 'eliminate needless waste and promote an eco-friendly lifestyle'. I love how empathetic she already is at such a young age <3 #momwin
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dust-heaps · 12 days
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Unlike some people on here I don’t have any weaknesses
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dust-heaps · 13 days
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how it feels to find fruit in the fridge thats gone bad you forgot to eat
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dust-heaps · 13 days
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Mommy's going to obliterate your cervix. Mommy's going to blow your cunt up with hammers
#evilblr #evildom #killer #villain #evilpussy
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dust-heaps · 16 days
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This would fix me
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dust-heaps · 20 days
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"You were in my dreams last night" yeah our souls have been clawing through our chests to get to each other since we met but I'm glad you noticed
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dust-heaps · 23 days
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transmasc4transmasc horny is not the same as regular horny its a different emotion its a state of being its a gender its a lifestyle its a religion
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dust-heaps · 23 days
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god loves you but not enough to save you. and you still have to respond to emails
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dust-heaps · 23 days
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I am creating a life i don’t want to run from i am creating a life i don’t want to run from i am creating a life i don’t want to run from
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