Writeblr. Hey, humans! Call me Jasper. He/they. Check out my one and only wip introduction here if you're into ghosts, friendship, and revenge as prominent themes! I have a bunch of other works on here, too, but most of them can be found under '#last line tag' instead! (Or type in #wip: and then a random letter. That works just as well, too.)
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i understand why the ‘grizzled loner who slowly melts & improves their outlook on life when forced to take care of a kid’ trope is a male exclusive role, bc the optics of a grizzled loner woman healing by becoming a mother are maybe not so good, but every time i think abt a hypothetical female version of that trope i black out instantly. could we maybe just do it one time and all agree to be cool about it
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Diversity win! Ancestral curse recognises non-biological parenthood!
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Get these ai writing assistants out of my face!!!! I don't care if my writing is bad at least it is mine!!!!
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I have devastating news to offer you, sir; border collies can, will, and frequently do act like Sad Archer the Husky. So do bullies. But at it's possible to pick them up like belligerent suitcases and wear enough layers to avoid their infuriated claw slashings until cooperation has been forced.
I love huskies. I'd never get one.
but I love them.
#EVERY dog pair that I've had has involved at least ONE border collie or collie mutt. I thought maybe it was the Other Half at first.#No. It's always the half collies that are the wildest most stubborn and butt-fuck INFURIATING ones to handle#They also learn how to Creep You Into Compliance or how to do tactical evasions of day-to-day tasks that are Necessary and Very Important#My current half collie sharpens her claws at various angles on CONCRETE like a CAT. Knows all my windows and doors functions.#She can work KEYS and electronic switches and panels. Wriggles out of her harness in protest of Poop Pickups or going in wrong directions#She writhes and SLASHES ME WITH THE TALONS. Rolls to evade capture (it works. she's big. long and fat. the weight goes weird).#Jumps out of SIX FOOT WINDOWS onto STONE. Tips TREES as a ramp. Kidnaps neighbour puppies. Learned how to howl 'I HATE YOU'#sits on the middle horizontal bar of my gate to loom ominously and bray at the postman and adult neighbours#my LAST one got through all fences and gates and when the area she dug in was poured over with concrete? She dug a stable tunnel#right underneath it#and only announced that she'd run to the next town over and BACK when she settled down in the neighbour's vegetable patch later on#or when the police came back with my fucking dog AFTER we noticed the new tunnel (usually when the neighbor called she was out agian)
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hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god
#*launches myself screaming like a banshee across the room to bellyflop violently on hyperfixation*#you shan't escape me until we've committed to this!#you said you wanted to do this too! to commit! You don't get to just scarper out now halfway and call it a day#hyperfixation is somehow like the world's best AND worst roommate. two-for-one roommate deal in your head.#it encourages you to start up some awesome things...#and then fucks off right when you need it most mid-way
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When you can't remember what your villain looks like so you go "you're blonde now"
#ah yes... You. Claudus. You have... eyes. Of green and blue and of silver and brown and - good fucking christ. How many times have I#forgotten it now?#and you Kolisnyk you have.... Eyes of a purple-silver hue. Shark-like teeth. It is implied you are sinewy like a shark. Because you are#potentially dead and tha'ts how the species goes here. And... that is it. Huh. Weird. How does anyone recognise you? Oh. You're creepy.#*reviewing character notes*#“Conchobhar! You - ...stole the name of your mother and turned it into your surname. Have a sister. And... no defining details at all! Okay#“Murchadh! You have NOTHING. I'll give you three different versions and figure it out later. I had notes. They are gone.”#so on so forth#the sad thing is that i used to write notes on those little details but then i kept putting them in different places and loosing them#and my brain goes off of Vibes instead of Appearance because even if your hair is violent pink it is Not A Discerning Factor to me#I have a character named Nora and there's currently five different variations to her appearance that are all wildly different.#I fear trying to go through it. They are just Phases now. She's immortal. She can experiment with completely different looks if she wants t#I'm just delusionally pretending they all have ample access to hair dyes contacts and probably shoe-lifts or something
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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.
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"Dear earthlings, prepare to be my slave!" Announced the alien. "You will have to work 3 entire days from Monday to Wednesday, you will only get A5 wagyu steak for meals, and if that isn't cruel enough you'll have to work 2 entire torturing hours of picking strawberries every single work day!"
#prompt#gimme a different meal option (chilli. I always go nuts for vegetarian chilli.)#that will have ME cooking it - I have to improvise to avoid the death - prior to consumption#and a different berry to pick and I will be content#red meat is a no-go for me because it will kill me#likewise strawberries will also kill me#they made an attempt on my life on the 6th of June 2025 and I have Not Forgiven Them#rancid little fuckers those strawberries are. traitorous slush berries.#I miss them
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more vampires with multigenerational adopted human offspring. they wake up, get the tykes ready for pre-school, beg their preteen not to get caught on their phone in class again (caught being the emphasis, they're a realist), venmo their college kid for "textbook money" (as if they don't teach all their kids how to pirate that shit), have a lunch meeting with their 49-year-old-realtor-kid to discuss the possibility of quietly buying another local warehouse that would absolutely not be used for tax evasion/illegal artifact storage purposes, then spend the afternoon in a bloodthirsty mahjong battle at their eldest kid's (82) snazzy new retirement community
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In a deal with a fae, you must give up something you hold dear. Whether it be your name, your first born, or something else, it must be held dear. You, gave up your addiction. It worked.
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Last Line Tag
Thanks for the tag @inkjackets! As seems my brand, I haven’t written lately so much as jotted down cheap two line poetry, so have that instead :v
You’d think the key to flight would be uplifting, the belief you can touch the highest stars. It’s not. It’s a spiteful refusal to hit the earth; that’s the difference between crashing and climbing.
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Only the dog knows whether he will bite. But he always says no.
Tagging -> @kainablue, @paper-shield-and-wooden-sword, @thecadmiuminkwell, and @pied-piper-of-hamlet
#oh this is beautiful#a cadence that continues to be unmatched#vivid detail and a deep personal sense that roots just beneath the flesh of the reader and nestles in their hearts#poetry is far from my favourite thing but yours? i would read it happily on any day
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There'll be a moment when you realise you're 27 when yesterday you were just 17; and you wouldn't be able to tell how a decade passed away and your life got divided into before and afters. The fury of youth will subdue and nothing will really change but everything will feel different when you look at old photographs and blurry videos taken on cheap mobile phones. Scents will remind you of childhood and certain friends you don't talk to anymore, hangouts will become reunions and mom's burnt pie will become the best food you ever had. And I know on some days you won't be able to show anything of those 10 years but I hope you remember to breathe, and let go of the knot in your chest. I hope you go out in the sun and live a little, because tomorrow is 37.
-Ritika Jyala, excerpt from The Flesh I Burned
#hits deep in the best of ways#also I'm just vibinh reading the existential crisis' some folk are having#drinking it in and feeding off it#best way to look at it though; beautiful way to describe the passage of time and memories changing#the nostalgia of that which is no longer there and never will be again but how so#so important it still feels
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#ngl ngl#BOTH of my exes?#I'm actually pretty sure that they were going to hit me in the head with a particularly large rock if that's what it took#i'm not even sure how tf they wrangled me in#because i was so fucking dumb i didn't even realise that i was dating one of them til she had to sit me down and explain it so so patiently#and like one could argue 'that isn't dating if the other party doesn't know - '#but it was???#because ah.#it was a very strange 'friendship' that i understood very little of in terms of boundaries and dynamic#and then she looked one second away from violently turning into a gorilla and beating my head in but she just. she still informed me as if#it were my first gods-given day on this earth what these OBVIOUS THINGS WERE#he is right#we are very fucking dumb. and we MEAN it. do not dismiss us or try to wave it aside or tell us we are smart#we can be BUT we can also be v. fucking dumb at the same time#behaviour does not mean comprehension. observations do not mean awareness. and intellect does not negate being a dumbass#it can ALL co-exist in a nice messy package that'll make you want to blugeon your heads or yank us around by the ear 'til memo is received
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"The problem is people don't read classics anymore"
No I think the problem is people don't read WIDELY. The ONLY ya and/or fantasy romance crowd is just as insufferable as the ONLY classics crowd or the ONLY litfic crowd or the ONLY nonfiction crowd and vice versa.
You gotta get some variety in there my guys
#by the gods yes#read it all#the beloved and the hated#the inspiring and the enraging#pick apart the stuff that you dislike AND like#try to relate the chain of events in your mind and psychoanaylze the time#the authors#the CHARACTERS and emotions and relationships in which these circumstances become founded upon#examine and think of WHY and the COULD have beens and why THOSE didn't occur but something else did#gobble up the stunning the good the bad and the books you think might be a literary equivalent to dumpster sludge#absorb something from it; tuck it away under your flesh and work it into the neurons of your mind like you did as a kid#go for new and old. unproblematic content and that which can be perceived as an issue. authors that are loved and ones who are hated#in the world of fiction EVERYTHING has merit and value to something and has things to be offered#even if you gotta prise it out like water from a stone - but even then part of that value is the effort no?#training yourself into finding that elusive piece instead of taking it when offered in open palms#i love nora roberts & d h lawrence & lucy montgomery and j m barrie but i also love stephen king in spite of his flaws and patricia cornwel#i fucking love kathryn lasky and what she contributed despite her being a kids author and still deeply entrench myself in PJO & maze runner#rachel caine was my first intro to 'big kid' / ya stuff and you know what? her stuff rocks#by the gods does Martina Cole and Dan Wells get so blatantly dark and Jane Austen so awfully frustrating to me#agatha christie and mary shelley were vital for my sister and i to find a bond; i would not have the awarity i needed to recognise my world#and what was happening in childhood without 'child grooming' pretty little liars or familial abuse / found family dynamic of HP#shit like The Lovely Bones and Anne Frank and Before I Fall? DEVASTATING. but still necessary psychologically in new perspectives they lens#i legit actually despise reading J. R. R. Tolkien and do dislike reading Sara Shepard an the mortal instruments - was a TRIP. not a good on#but i gnawed through and did so to great reward in my development as a person#one genre or the other? one time or that time?#I'll take them all because they all - old or new. by the beloved or loathed. pleasant or dull. inane or deep - they ALL have something good#they all offered something even in the most dark or unpleasant of moments#and rounded a person rather than keeping their view black and white or so narrowly confined that they wondered if tgey were a person at all#read it all. become the literature black hole you were meant to be.
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writing is 10% storytelling and 90% rearranging three sentences for an hour like you're trying to solve an ancient curse
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It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.
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"If my book is not perfect then-"
Then what? People will actually discuss it? fill your plotholes with fanfiction and headcanons?
People dont care about perfection. perfection is boring. if your story is perfect people will forget about it. its how we are wired. we remember the strange, the weird and all things left open.
Perfection isnt the goal, interesting is
#and hey#if it's a worry about wanting to have done something differently that's call#there's au special editions all the time and new books and hell#if the fans don't do it you can always be your own fanfic writer seeing how it would've gone down if you'd altered that or this
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