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what sucks about being a horny nerd is that your casual sexual fantasies will almost always develop increasingly elaborate storylines with deep lore

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Someone's comfy

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Well, if you only knew how little I really know about the things that matter.

CALL ME BY YOUR NAME (2017) dir. Luca Guadagnino

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This look exchanged between Wooyoung and Yunho is somehow more gay than the fact that their lips and teeth touched three separate times during the episode.

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Yunwoo three rounds of pepero game!

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— Hélène Cixous, from “Hyperdream.”

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Florence Rose C. M. Pugh

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Florence Pugh | Coach Celebrates Creative Director Stuart Vevers OBE Award in London, England | June 26, 2025 | 📷 Alex Babsky

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I would let him poison me anytime

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we need to slow down a little I'm so serious. all these quick short videos on tiktok, ig reels, and youtube, artists releasing quick little songs for the trend, tv shows releasing episodes at once, people using chat gpt and google ai overview because they get answers quickly but no validation done for the source, we need to sloww downn i really do not think our brains should be running this fast

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it sucks that even todo lists get affected by the adhd 'absorption of stationary objects into their environment thus leading to effective invisibility' thing

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does the 69 button have a name or are we all calling it the 69 button.

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reblog this and put in the tags something you watched that terrified you as a child. i was so scared of the hot sauce in spongebob that i refused to be in the room when it was on

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I get to be more free as an adult than I ever did as a child and I think more kids need to know that. as a high schooler part of what made my depression so bad was being told over and over again that it was the most carefree time of my life. while I was trapped in an abusive home + amongst bullies at school + in a body that wasn’t right for me. opportunities to be carefree don’t end when you turn 18. you can be more you than ever as an adult and that’s such a gift. I know ‘it can get better’ is an annoying thing to see over and over when you’re as trapped as I was back then. and I know that if you’re still a kid you deserve to be free right this second. but it can and will get better and this is not where life stops being interesting. promise