believe me, you'll be fine. Baz - 28 - jewish lesbian - they/he- zionists get blocked immediately
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submitting for the noble cause of f!cousland being more butch
SCREAM?
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settings > my shower > manage my shower
water 🟩
soap 🟩
corner spider ⬜️
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no actually I do want to go back to Csevet being a Jane Austen (sorry, 'Göelar') fan and Celehar not liking them lmfao. Hilarious character microcosm. Celehar dismisses them as 'delicate intricate courtships amongst the upper classes' because his disinterest in the social sphere he was born into (and then kicked out of, several times) is so complete; he reads them for something to do, but doesn't have an interest in returning to high society even fictionally.
Csevet presumably loves them (he has the new Göelar, he's keeping up) because they're social satires and his whole damn life is social satire. He's an outsider to high society (even as secretary, he's still Aisava as opposed to Celehar) and he literally LIVES the Austen-narrator role of being able to observe all these annoying rich people all the time (without being paid attention to himself) and knowing Exactly what their deal is— the Austen narrator can do this because she invented free indirect discourse; Csevet can do this because he reads their post. I imagine he finds a lot of very familiar situations and people within them. Also frankly I can see him having a weakness for Austenian romance. It's so proper! He loves propriety!
Which is additionally hilarious because he was basically the one who chose Maia's wife for him. You know the task landed in his lap and he carefully closed Ethuverazhin Pride and Prejudice and was like well. I have been training my entire life for this moment. It is time to Make A High Society Match.
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It's crazy and wildly unfair the types of people who will be out there with no shame over any of their behavior meanwhile I'm stuck being nauseated at myself for every very normal conversation I have with someone
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hey. hey. tell me something good that happened today. doesn’t matter how small
#havin a rough one today BUT my gf got me funky earrings from the aquarium and i got my prepwork done early#AND i get to see this stupid king arthur movie with JO tonight finally!!!!
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Who up loving trans women!!!!!!
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*me when my failed clone that came out half the size of me and aged 10x as quickly due to a miscalculation of the biomass needed and numerous genetic errors escapes my basement lab during a romantic dinner and my date sees it and asks what the fuck that thing is* "oh, little old me?"
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Pigeon Purse, a free crochet pattern designed by Emma Manos on Ravelry.
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in the club fully sober politely informing my friends that I don't like loud sounds and will be leaving early
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the thing that bothers me with 7 deadly sin based characters is when they cant decide if they embody the sin by suffering from it or by drawing it out of others. ie. if your gluttony demon is a guy who loves eating then your lust demon should be a gooner sex pest. and if your lust demon is a seductive girlboss then your gluttony demon should be a 5 star chef. does this make sense.
#writing sloth as like a peppy gymspiration influencer who you see doing So Much and you get so intimidated by their lifestyle#that you cant even do little steps and just bleeeggghhhh into the couch#pride's interesting#what kinda person do you see who makes you fill with unearned superiority#maybe like an incompetent coworker who fucks up so constantly at such bafflingly simple things that you see them and go#ok so maybe im a genius actually maybe this is the baseline for coworker competence and by being ok at my job im actually a golden god
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Love it so much when people say "exasturbate" rather than "exacerbate". I think there should be a word for getting off on making a bad situation worse
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not many people know about “goldilocks code” from the 80s where queer men would have hot porridge in their left pocket if they were a papa bear and cold porridge in their right pocket if they were a mama bear
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not many people know about “goldilocks code” from the 80s where queer men would have hot porridge in their left pocket if they were a papa bear and cold porridge in their right pocket if they were a mama bear
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Found two Japanese PotP covers. Looks pretty cool, nothing else to say.
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