Taylor's the name, hustlin's the gameI'm allowed to touch butts because I graduated from school
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Y'all: You don’t have to have sex with anyone you don’t want to…
Me: 👌🏾👌🏾
Y'all: However…
Me: 👀
Y'all: You should critically examine your sexual attractions…
Me: 🤔
Y'all: Because if you’re not willing to have sex with someone, it could mean you’re a bigot.
Me: 🚫❌🚨🚨🚨
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In the opening scene of Central Intelligence, The Rock's character in high school is a fat kid with no friends taking a shower at school, then he gets thrown onto the gym floor in the middle of an assembly and everyone laughs at him. I have a few questions about what this scene is supposed to be. Is it supposed to be funny because it's a fat kid dancing in the shower? Is it supposed to be funny because because he's dancing really goofy? Is it supposed to be funny because it's obviously The Rock's face digitized on a fat kid's body and The Rock is famous to us? Yes I'm bored at work this morning
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I really like some of the stuff from Barstool but then they post an article grading female teacher-student sex scandals and yeahhhhh I get why a lot of people find them tasteless
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Haven’t been on tumblr in forever
Random thought but do any other mid-20 year olds feel like they’re missing out by not being in serious relationships/married/having kids like I suddenly do?
It’s weird.
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