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i want to be the king of your heart

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Knight and Bleeding Heart - Happy (late) Valentine's!

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Ride for ruin, and ride for your kin Take up your shield, maiden AND RIDE TO THE WORLD’S END

The Rider

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What a good ending it was ! So happy they live happily ever after together with ALL the compagnie 🥹

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I've had this sketch for several months now..

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thorin after bath (previous versions from 2023 and 2022):

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And speaking of pronouns, flat-out my favorite part of the LOTR Appendices is when it’s revealed that the Gondorian dialect of the Common Speech differentiates between formal and informal second-person pronouns but the distinction’s been lost in the Hobbit’s dialect, so Pippin’s blithely been using familiar terms of address with the Lord of the City, and thus helps to explain both why the Gondorians are so ready to assume he’s a prince and why Denethor finds him so amusing to have around.

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all my haters become tomaters in my lovely summer garden

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a very famous headcannon in the fandom about dwarf culture, whose braids have meaning (including courting), but Bilbo doesn't know it

btw, I'm still traveling and working so I took a break from my modern au, but I did it so at least I wouldn't end up not posting anything

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got sentimental about my otp and proceeded to attempt my actual first drawing of the pouty king himself

which didn't leave me any less sentimental. Far over the Misty Mountains cold, y'all.

(hope I'm not way out of line tagging this for #dwarrowtober)

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A little silly idea for a brief art. Also it is just a white hair, the age is the same late middle-ageness as in the movie. 》 Commissions open 《

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“The ring is mine”

I had this idea for so longgg. It’s based of the Fallen Angel painting.

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THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE

FIRST ROUND: 34th Tilt

George, The Sheriff of Nottingham, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991) VS. Kíli, The Hobbit Trilogy (2012-2014)

Propaganda

George, The Sheriff of Nottingham, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991) Portrayed by: Alan Rickman Defeated Opponents: - William Wallace [Mel Gibson], Braveheart (1995)

“Robin who? The Sheriff is *obviously* the star of this movie, stealing every scene as the funnest, most sneeringly evil villain you could imagine, with a luxuriant mane, a fabulous goth wardrobe, and a voice that'll send shivers down your spine.”

Kíli, The Hobbit Trilogy (2012-2014) Portrayed by: Aiden Turner Defeated Opponents: - Daario Naharis [Michel Huisman], Game of Thrones (2011-2019)

“He's just so cute. Like a scruffy little puppy. I love him.”

Additional Propaganda Under the Cut

Additional Propaganda

For The Sheriff:

“The Sheriff of Nottingham was the highlight of this subpar retelling of the adventures of Robin Hood. The film almost flopped before he entered the scene."

“He single-handedly saved that film - he oozes bad boy sex appeal”

“No, the character was not hot in personality but apparently they gave Alan Rickman total freedom with his portrayal & let him improvise & he was fucking hilarious & stole the show”

How Alan Rickman Rescued Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves with a trip to Pizza Express

For Kíli:

“He is charming, A DWARF ARCHER, and calls Bilbo ‘Mr. Boggins,”

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middle-earth dashboard simulator

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pippin was 29 years old???

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he should've been at the green dragon

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#gates of argonath #argonath #amon hen #middle earth landscapes #photographers of middle earth #travel #dark academia #lmao pls reblog this i almost fell out of my boat taking this photo

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my hungry ass could never travel with lembas

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#the entitlement i see on this site sometimes is disgusting #y'all will just post about having easy access to lembas when we can't eats hobbit food??? #we must starve??? #vent #do not rb

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CALLOUT FOR GRIMA WORMTONGUE

I've talked a lot about this already on this blog, but I want to have everything collected in one post so next time some dipshit with a white hand icon slides into my inbox to call me a liar I can just link to this post. tl;dr grima wormtongue has been poisoning my uncle and the land of rohan for the past few years, and here are the receipts:

Keep reading

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i stg if one more of you tells me I should've sent frodo on the eagles I'm asking iluvatar to take me back

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recent read: there and back again: a hobbit's tale by bilbo baggins

I thought this was SOOO fun and cute! I'm usually not into rpf but did anyone else think there was something between bilbo and thorin? 👀 I can't be the only one who saw it. but the ending made me cry my eyes out.

4.5/5 stars

#booklr #there and back again #bilbo baggins #recent read #dark academia #light academia #book review

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who up mirking they wood

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wtf the new king of gondor just bowed to these four random short guys?? everyone else bowed too and I just went along with it lmao 😅 am I missing something????

#this is right after he sang a song and made out with some hot elf chick #truly the wildest coronation i've ever been to

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ULTIMATE HOTTEST FIRST AGE BADDIE TOURNAMENT FINALS!!!!

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here y'all go again pitting two bad bitches against each other

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everyone who voted galadriel is a kinslayer apologist #luthiensweep

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fuck my job so much. everyone manifest an attack on gondor so I can finally warm my fingers on this beacon fire.

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by eru this can't be happening

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Brain consists of two idiots

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I have some kind of fixation on them, just like on hankcon.