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if you are ever in Moldova let me know and maybe we will shag
you guys seeing this? i got hoes in moldova
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vengaboys haiku
We like to party.
We like, we like to party.
We like to party.
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editing your own writing is like woah you really like commas........ maybe ease up on those commas there, pal........ maybe Fewer commas would be nice
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*calls employer after job interview*
me: oh um, hello, i was here for a job interview last week and i was just wondering how it went? *clenches teeth and holds my breath*
employer: oh sorry the job opening went to someone else
me: is it my pussy stink or…..?
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And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis
I don’t want you to get it onghis
Nobody else but me (ooooh)
With nobody else but MeeeeMe
I get a little bit Danghis Dahn
Don’t want you to Genghis on with
Nobody else but Mingus
Nobody else but Mingus Kingus
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things in my butt story time:
the scariest thing that I put in my butthole was when I was like 14 and I put a battery in it. and you know that feeling you get when your parents are really mad at you? I felt that even though I didn’t tell them. my bussy sucked up the battery and it wouldn’t come out and I was about to cry because I thought the battery would burst inside me and my parents would find out I was gay by me laying on the bathroom floor, dead, with battery acid leaking out of my ass. but then I remembered that I can just push it out and I was home free
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