#ooooooooooooooooo my smelly dog

[thegayofyote]

my thoughts while reading the Lightning Thief

-hello, smol child

-nvm you cunt you left Grover

-Smelly Gabe more like Smelly Cunt

-how do you say 'Chiron' *goes on Google*

-oooOOOOOOoooooOoo we meet the future love interest hOoowWwwWWWW iNterestiinNgGgg

-i would throw tin cans too tbh

-Ares sounds ugly

-oooOOOOOOoooooOoo Tunnel of Love

-tunnel of love more like nope

-what kind of a name is "Crusty" tf

-i want a LotusCard I'm so broke shfjsjkhdk

-Fuck you Smelly Cunt

-how do you say 'Charo- oH they have pronunciation yEET

-all these dead people and you still ain't deceased (*CoUgH*peanut)

-iM cRyInG oVer A tHree-hEaDed dOG iM nOt oKay

-i don't trust those shoes they probably knock-off converse smh

-wait so he's NOT blue like in Hercules?

-i just remembered they're all like 12

-eat those pearls and yeet outta there

-Fuck you, Ares

-nope nvm poor child you need like an immortal psychiatrist

-wow human are dumb

-dOnt gEt oN tHaT pLanE hOe

-dOnT gEt oN tHat eLevAtOr hOe

-HUG YOUR SON YOU OVERGROWN BODY OF WATER

-Fuck you Smelly Cunt

- *percy gets Medusa's head back*use your head *slaps knee*

-*hEAVESwith tears streaming down my face* I. NEED. MORE. SALLY X POSEIDEN.

-somethings gonna happen at camp istg

-NO DONT GO GROVER I LOVE YOU

-Fuck you Luke

- kRoNOS cHeW mY bALLs

- NO DONT GO ANNABETH I LOVE YOU

-wait that's the end?????????????? I need the rest of the series nOW