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awesome, thank you Wikipedia, I am learning so much
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thinking abt the food critic that wrote abt a michelin star restaurant that served him 12 different kinds of foam and rancid ricotta and olive ice cream…
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✴ ya know, double the hands means double the boopin' power
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Yo I think this is the first time I've talked to you and I'm feeling impulsive. Anyway 🌷
✴ 'eeey it's boots
✴ wait. am i allowed to call ya that? or is it ya royal highness? prince? eh..
✴ 'm stickin' with boots. suits ya
✴ an' nah dun think we've talked. least not directly
✴ but hey 'm a friendly an' mostly harmless guy. an' frankly more chatter means less. ya know. starin' at the void for hours on end. heh..
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☠ ― Send "🌷" and the MUSE will tell you whatever the hell they want.
(Alternatively, send 'muse musings!' if you cannot see the emoji. Based on this meme.)
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