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i like to think that at the league of assassins jason used to get so bored of having no access to media/tv that he would just compensate by singing excessively every theme tune/pop culture song he knew whenever he was working/training, which means damian probably knew all these pop culture references already when he got to gotham, except when tim puts on the tv and he hears a popular ad jingle play during commercials he doesn’t get a fun ‘oh haha i recognise that tune’ moment instead its him hearing an ed sheeran song and having a rapid war flashback to watching jason viscerally rip the heads off a group of about 20 men attempting to harm damian while dancing and singing fucking Starlord, Guardians of the Galaxy style.

dick, humming as he makes toast: dontcha’ know, i’m still standin, betta than i eva did~

damian, experiencing both nostalgia and confusion at the same time: why are you singing a battle cry? we are in the kitchen.

tim: did you just call one of the songs from the Sing soundtrack a fucking battle cry?

damian:

damian: what’s Sing.

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“He would not fucking say that” except its the badly written source material so he did, in fact, say that

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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

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i do in fact think i'm better than people who use ai for everything next question

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There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white

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idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

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Old Pencil Sharpener in Action

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

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my fav genre of fanfic is "ship i have not ever considered but the author is insane abt it in a way that intrigues me immensely"

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i dont even play "magia exedra" but the cutscene insert artworks are gorgeous-

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Everytime someone says:

- “Homura didn’t care about any of the others besides madoka”

- “kyosaya’s abusive”

- “sayaka doesn’t care about kyoko” even after seeing rebellion

- “sayaka only became a witch because kyosuke didn’t like her back”

walpurgis rising gets delayed 10 MORE YEARS

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The new Phineas and Ferb episodes are genuinely wonderful and capture that same joy and whimsy the original episodes did and i think this can fully be credited to the creators themselves approaching this with the idea of "its not a reboot, its a revival" they aren't starting from scratch trying to make it all work again, they're going 'great here's the next summer!' They even changed the theme song to say "theres another 104 days of summer vacation" this is being crafted with the care and love that it deserves its not a spinoff/reboot/cash grab to the creators its a chance to tell new stories with these characters the people love and it makes me so happy and so emotional

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If you like the word “queer” reblog.

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Do I think Doofenshmirtz turning good at the end of season 4 was the perfect conclusion to his arc and showed that he's really a good person beneath all the evil posturing and weirdly specific pet peeves? Yes. Do I care that he's evil again in season 5 just so they can return to the formula? Not in the slightest. What would this show be without inators and tragic backstories?

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ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*

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I literally heard myself wheeze at one point reading these. 😂