dyke-delphinium
dyke-delphinium
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dyke-delphinium · 1 month ago
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tom would’ve 100% taken greg with him on the oceangate submersible to the titanic wreck
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dyke-delphinium · 1 month ago
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from doubledoink on twitter
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dyke-delphinium · 1 month ago
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'you are not serious people' is a phrase that has done so much. thank you logan succession
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dyke-delphinium · 2 months ago
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it's called a museum because me 'n' u see 'em
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dyke-delphinium · 2 months ago
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So last month I got hit by a car and died right. Which I didn't initially realize until I watched some guy haul my body into his pickup and drive off. Which, being that it's deep in rural Michigan, I assume means my body will make some venison jerky and maybe some wall decoration, and I'll be resigned to being one of hundreds of deer ghosts floating around Saginaw, which is w/e. But then I find out the guy works at a taxidermy shop or something, and he's actually pretty good at stuffing and mounting deer carcasses, which I come to find out when I find myself face to face with my old body in the shop window. So naturally, I figure since ghosts need to possess something to interact with the living world and etc etc etc the most logical thing to do is to possess my own body, since it's basically a statue of myself. And a little surprisingly, it actually fits like a glove. Like, since it's my body, it feels like stepping right back into place. So I get out of town and back to my herd, eventually. And that's where the trouble starts coming into it, because after I get settled again, I don't know how to explain to everyone else what feels so weird. Like since I can move my body and do everything I used to do, it's functionally the same, like nothing happened. Or it SHOULD be, so I don't know how to explain how it's NOT. But it's just hard to explain it to someone who's never been hit by a truck I guess
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dyke-delphinium · 2 months ago
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We made this birthday cake together, I felt very proud
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dyke-delphinium · 2 months ago
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custom green glaze to emulate the wonder of Oaxacan ware
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dyke-delphinium · 2 months ago
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workplace pda
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dyke-delphinium · 2 months ago
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i think the funniest thing about the "you can't make a tomlette without breaking a few greggs" thing is that it's completely irrelevant to the situation. tom and greg's bizarre relationship is not what's on trial here. this has nothing to do with the rapes and murders. gil just saw those emails and was like "well i can't NOT say something about this"
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dyke-delphinium · 2 months ago
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HE FROM ON HIGH RAVING EVERYMAN
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STRANGER-IN-BATHROOM STAIRMASTER
disco elysium-inspired portraits, thoughts below
kendall — the boy prince with a crown of thorns, imprisoned at the top. he overlooks the city, painfully distant from it all. a reflection in broken glass haunts him; his father, the waiter, himself. shattered and bloodied and dripping onto him still. so high and so blue, a puzzle barely together. his gaze tells you he knows how pathetic he is.
connor — the relatable uber-rich. the eldest son, forgotten, overtaken by the background. his political ambitions are yet another hobby to fill a void; his ranch, his wine, his presidency. he is pastel, faded, swathed in republican red that even then is all vanity. sees himself in screens. he is blowing away in the wind.
roman — doing the dirty work in the dirty room. he's ready to sling over offers and quick wit but there is a childishness about him, like he's scrawled in crayon. something's off, something's wrong with him and you can't figure out what exactly. he lives within it, then: slimy and blood-hot and close. his eyes dart around. the trained dog that might just bite when he's nervous.
shiv — all that effort to go nowhere. a girl with a pearl earring: wealthy, intriguing, unknowable. can't be bothered to face you fully, but baring her back in the process. bathed in the lines of light that her father gives her in inches. she is doomed to be pushed, and to be helped back up, which might be worse than the falling. exuding something sharp, startling, hot pink: forever pinky.
and if you got here... THANKS 4 reading & looking
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dyke-delphinium · 2 months ago
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dyke-delphinium · 2 months ago
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So last month I got hit by a car and died right. Which I didn't initially realize until I watched some guy haul my body into his pickup and drive off. Which, being that it's deep in rural Michigan, I assume means my body will make some venison jerky and maybe some wall decoration, and I'll be resigned to being one of hundreds of deer ghosts floating around Saginaw, which is w/e. But then I find out the guy works at a taxidermy shop or something, and he's actually pretty good at stuffing and mounting deer carcasses, which I come to find out when I find myself face to face with my old body in the shop window. So naturally, I figure since ghosts need to possess something to interact with the living world and etc etc etc the most logical thing to do is to possess my own body, since it's basically a statue of myself. And a little surprisingly, it actually fits like a glove. Like, since it's my body, it feels like stepping right back into place. So I get out of town and back to my herd, eventually. And that's where the trouble starts coming into it, because after I get settled again, I don't know how to explain to everyone else what feels so weird. Like since I can move my body and do everything I used to do, it's functionally the same, like nothing happened. Or it SHOULD be, so I don't know how to explain how it's NOT. But it's just hard to explain it to someone who's never been hit by a truck I guess
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dyke-delphinium · 2 months ago
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i 🫶🏼 my bed room
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dyke-delphinium · 2 months ago
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i hope they both end up getting assassinated 🤩#pridemonth
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dyke-delphinium · 2 months ago
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Flower Farm, Jamaica Jodi Cobb 1983
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dyke-delphinium · 2 months ago
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the thing about white people is they do not understand black erasure as being an act of racism and will try and explain to you what modern associations are instead of asking themselves why black culture is erased.
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