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Day 346: ٩◔‿◔۶

Submitted by @i-only-eat-four-leaf-clovers

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there so many clippable moments from this stream and we're only two hours in?? 😭

theres about three others this was just the most recent to when i made the post. transcript below cut

Slimecicle: There's gotta be an object here... there's gotta be an object here that isn't a guy. I- I- I-

Slimecicle: [soft/whispery voice] ok.... alright light switch.... feminine..... fruit? banana?- fruit. fruit. a fruit basket. a fruit basket.

Narrator: The first word that comes to mind as you evaluate the strange figure standing before you.. is.. delicious!-

Slimecicle: WHAT WAS I THIIIINKINNNNNGGG OF COURSE A FRUIT BASKETTTTTT. WHAT WAS I THINKIIIIIIING? NOOOOOOOOO NOOOOO.

Slimecicle: ....WHAT WAS I THINKIIIIING.

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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its only just the end

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Being fixated on real people essentially and not characters is so embarrassing for no reason I can't reblog the posts like The Character anymore. I have to be like does anyone remember the real life adult man from the internet guys

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Having one-sided beef with one specific character is so funny. Like I can see a million characters who do terrible things and be like “whatever.” But then there’s one specific motherfucker who pissed me off so bad that I’d run them over at a red light if given the chance.

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Genuinely some of the funniest art is benchtrio art where tommyinnit is beeduos third. He’s not romantically in the polycule but he sure is there and he is NOT going anywhere

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Hello tumblr today i bring you the 2 flavors of human techno. Twink, and feral man in the woods

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KILL ME PHIL PHIL KILL ME PHIL KILL ME PHIL STAB ME WITH THE SWORD MURDER ME NOW KILL ME KILLZA KILLZA DO IT MURDER ME LOOK THEY ALL WANT YOU TO DO IT DO IT PHIL KILL ME

oh my god you're- YOURE MY SON

PHIL KILL ME

NO MATTER WHAT YOU- dude, no matter what you've done i can't-

PHIL THIS ISNT- LOOK LOOK HOW MUCH WORK WENT INTO THIS AND IT'S GONE. DO IT. DO IT.

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me when I'm broke..

commission jumpscare !!

im opening commissions on ko fi because I literally don't get paid till next friday and have 8 dollars in my bank account and can not afford lunch half the time peace and love on the planet earth.. I have stuff ranging from literally like a dollar to 20 so there's all sorts of options!

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1 month until dsmp is half a century old btw

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Just a normal lighthouse

Bi icon in her horror fish era reaching 2 million during Pride Month...What more could we ask for...<3

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Sorry for disappearing for two billion years it will happen again 😔