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[dykedanhowell]

i’m sorry but part of me literally doesn’t want them to phard launch purely because it would be funny to see them having been together for like 25 years or some shit and still have people be like “but are they really tho, is it really okay to speculate about-“

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not to start going crazy over the tiniest things but like. even the fact that they’re calling it the phagenda is crazy. when you think about how long they spent only acknowledging the term phan in VERY rare and reluctant circumstances—now they’re so comfortable referring to everything about themselves as a unit, in a way that’s derived from their romantic ship name. the phouse. the pheal. the phagenda. can you tell I’m going crazy waiting

i LOVE how much they're using ph cause it's always been sooo obvious they love it and find it really funny but they'd always use it sparingly to not make us freak out too much. like it was the phlat and the phanga and the mario kart phan prix, but it's never been like now where they do exactly what we're doing and just put ph in front of literally anything for the bit. i just really really love being able to share our dumbass in-jokes with dan and phil

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Being a phanti in 2024 is the same tier of delusion as being a Larry in 2024

i really really hope someone out there is both of these things. a 2024 larry truther phan denier would go hard

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do you think we ever cockblock them? like they're doing something and think oh the phannies would love this and then the collective weight of the imagined phandom panopticon kills the mood

literally yes i 100% think this has happened. but at the same time i also think the knowledge that thousands of people want access to their private life but can't have it is a turn on sometimes. they're like exhibitionists but kinda pussies about it, y'know? threading the line but not too far

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"no spam liking" stfu that's how i know my mutuals are alive smh

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not even the non-phannies are immune to heart eyes howell

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the Photo Ever (modern redux)

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i feel like phil likes us more than dan does (which i am not offended about) bc dan is more of a “wont forget your past mistakes no matter what” kinda person while phil is more on the forgiving side

i think dan just has zero object permanence. or rather emotional permanence, i suppose. he loves us but he tends to forget that if we're not actively interacting lmao. i mean yeah he bullies us which is fair, but dan also gets so visibly emotional on stage and at m&gs as if he remembers oh shit i forgot i actually like these people. and the further we get into this renaissance the more obviously fond of us he is which is so cute to me lmao. especially after both charity streams! he's clearly very proud of what this community can achieve

i was thinking earlier actually about how he said basically i'm gay would've been a very different video if he'd made it before doing ii. we know meeting us and realising everyone is queer really changed his perspective, but i'm wondering if also (and i am just making shit up here don't take this as fact at all please) the vibe might have been a little more .. hostile is the wrong word, stern? perhaps? about all the shipping and boundary breaking that went on? because quite frankly we got off so lightly in that video lol he kind of went out of his way to make sure we didn't feel too bad about it and idk.. i'm wondering if perhaps he'd be just the tiiiiniest bit more Hey Fuck You For That By The Way if he hadn't just been on tour and been reminded that oh right these are my people

that got off track but i forgot what my initial point was so i'm just gonna post it

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By far my favourite DAPGO picture.

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it's so funny how dil was supposed to be a mix of dan and phil but then he was pressured into a heterosexual marriage bc they were in the closet and now that they're out they're turning dab (and evan) into their self insert(s) instead. we all saw the high rise apartment and japan honeymoon etc but now they gave dab phil's hair and a dan sweater

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skinny jeans are a struggle, apparently

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Web Stuff

Week Ending June 17th, 2024

Dan and Phil +9

Hermitcraft -1

The Amazing Digital Circus +2

The Magnus Archives +2

Homestuck +3

Helluva Boss +1

Critical Role -4

Hatsune Miku +4

Daniel Howell

Dimension 20 -6

Grian -2

The Magnus Protocol +2

Amazingphil +4

Game Changer -12

EthosLab

GoodTimesWithScar -5

PearlescentMoon -2

Chris Sturniolo

Matt Sturniolo +1

Threeface Diaries

The number in italics indicates how many spots a name or title moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded names or titles weren’t on the list last week.

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does he even know the concerted effort this took 😭😭😭

[dykedanhowell]

I think we should suggest more unhinged things for the secret project, just for fun. Like I think they made their own dream daddy game, except instead of daddies it's different eras of Dan and phil

i've always thought a dan and phil dating sim would be fun, you can choose whether you want to play as dan or phil or an original character and then you date different versions of dnp. the catch is it's not actually possible to have a successful relationship that isn't a version of dan with a version of phil (which version doesn't matter) but you don't realise that until you've tried and failed to woo one of them with an oc for 75 hours. the only exception is dan can also get with other versions of himself.

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I’m sorry but them picking a bra n panties for tabitha to sleep in shows just how much of phags they are like what woman is sleeping like that ??? 😭😭 clearly never have been in bed w a woman

i saw someone say they would've thought dan would know more about women since he had a girlfriend for years which is hilarious cause like what teenage boy, gay or not, actually learns SHIT about girls by dating them. especially not one who admits to ignoring her texts in favour of playing xbox like i don't think he took much information at all from that relationship

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Omg I only just realised that the G in "phagenda" is pronounced like a "dg" and not like a hard G. Which should be obvious but I kept saying it phag-enda in my head and well... it's not wrong

it's a perfect word because written it says phag and if you say it out loud it kinda sounds like you fucked up trying to say vagina

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i can’t deal w this. Like at all. Surreal image