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about to say something mean but i feel like every "male-specific" issue is something that also happens to women its just that a lot of you dont seem to see women as people

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me updating tumblr on the minutiae of my life bc no one else gives a damn

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give me one good brokeback kiss and ill be alright

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Once you get to a certain level of advanced maths, you basically become a wizard.

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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

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the way that going back 5 generations my family has been the weird eccentric one that ppl in the town tell stories abt.

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odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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Holster: hey do you think Alicia wants kids?

Jack: She Has A Son.

Holster: oh right. lmao

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I don't really care about non-lockedntomb fans here, so no "horror not locked tomb" option sorry

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i want. to quit. my job. so fucking badly.

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never mind they close before i leave work anyway welp

i signed up to be a volunteer at my local pride parade and they said to stop by for "queer safe space" every weekday but like. do you guys think that means i can just come and hang out and read my book or do i have to do crafts or some shit

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i signed up to be a volunteer at my local pride parade and they said to stop by for "queer safe space" every weekday but like. do you guys think that means i can just come and hang out and read my book or do i have to do crafts or some shit