dykeseinfeld
dykeseinfeld
i dont really know what kind of girl i am
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dykeseinfeld · 2 hours ago
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put in the tags:
your first concert
your last concert
your next concert
your favourite concert
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dykeseinfeld · 12 hours ago
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you know i genuinely hope his recent lip service to jews is real. but i just. the man stood on media platforms that call for killing jews all around the world and i'm supposed to be hopeful that he's changed. that anyone can even tell the difference anymore. what if we all fucking exploded.
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dykeseinfeld · 12 hours ago
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what if i woke up one day to news that was not terrifying.
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dykeseinfeld · 12 hours ago
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 I got a couple of movies from Netflix and they had these cool Halloween-themed mailers. Maybe I’m easily amused, but they’re kind of nifty!
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dykeseinfeld · 12 hours ago
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Post saying anyone who reblogs it would punch a Nazi: 100k+ notes
Post begging goyim to love and support Jews: 100 notes, almost exclusively Jews reblogging with a few pity goyische likes
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dykeseinfeld · 12 hours ago
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dykeseinfeld · 13 hours ago
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happy make-a-terrible-comic day!
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dykeseinfeld · 1 day ago
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if only dog had a bigger bed available, or perhaps two. maybe even a human bed. alas, he must make do with a measly little pillow.
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dykeseinfeld · 1 day ago
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The Scheming Advisors' Group Chat
TreacherousVizier: Anybody else think the King's glass could do with a little… additives? 😈😈😈 (🍷 5) (😈 7) (👍 4)
UnfavouredSecondSon: Father seems so weak lately. Why, he might even perish from a single stumble! (😈 6) (👍 7) (👞 3)
NefariousJester: Ho-ho-ho! Tricks and games my liege might play, but for his sins he may well pay! (👍 3)
TorridTurncoat: It is such an honour to serve as His Majesty's closest friend for so many years! Why, the court is so fond of me that they would never suspect the knife in his back to be planted from my trusted palm! (😈 10) (🗡️ 9) (👍 8)
RighteousSquire: Any body else want to get up bright and early so we might protect His Holiness from the first moments of dawn? 😇😊 (👎 14) (😠 15) (🗡️ 16)
[RighteousSquire has been kicked]
BackstabBot: @RighteousSquire has been added to List: "Guys we gotta get rid off" (👍 8)
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dykeseinfeld · 1 day ago
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dykeseinfeld · 1 day ago
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(trying to discuss a book when nothing happened yet) I love how his name is ivan
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dykeseinfeld · 1 day ago
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Knight who seeks to get injured in combat so she can be tenderly held by her Lady but she keeps absolutely killing it out there and she's too honorable to throw a fight
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dykeseinfeld · 1 day ago
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every time you make freezer food for dinner instead of buying takeout like you actually want you should earn two hundred dollars cash and a round of applause
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dykeseinfeld · 1 day ago
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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation
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dykeseinfeld · 2 days ago
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I saw the wokest minds of my generation convinced that women being objectified is feminist praxis
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dykeseinfeld · 2 days ago
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dykeseinfeld · 2 days ago
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god im infected by that posting style that's like "posting about my thing #my thing" i just got back to my apartment and my first thought had to go and formulate itself as damn im so sleepy i haven't even had my tea #mytea
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