dylan23wilson

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I’ve had several “burger runs” since I first got this shirt two sizes ago 🍔

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one thing about me is that I'm looking stuff up. you mentioned something and I don't know it? I am pulling out my phone and googling that shit. an actor? theoretical physics? a world leader? a vocabulary word? I am on the wikipedia page as we speak

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Verily, man, this wizard peace is splendid. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "spirits o' field and vineyard" or something along those lines, and every one around him was showered in fresh-baked pastries and loaves, had their cups fill with aged wine, and then were soothed by a warm summer breeze. The minstrels didn't even sing his praises, that's what a joyous time this is. And here I've just been casting calming dew and level 2 aura of cheer. I think I just heard "power word: dessert" two groups over. I gotta get over there.

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we are in the midst of a national crisis I just passed by another grad school tweaker on my morning liberal arts commute and this man tried to accost me for a spare doctorate but all I could offer him was my 4th masters in anthropology but then he was like "cultural anthropology or archeological anthropology" and I was like "linguistic, actually" and this man went "I'm sorry. that just won't do it for me" and I swear to christ above it took everything in my soul not to choke the life out of the little whore

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avril lavigne was right. what the hell

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Anti-piracy ad from 2004

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anyway. onto better things