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Couple days late but so you guys aren't left on a limb, turned out that was a sorority house and I was so invited in. Apparently got walked over there from a frat party and I've never been so happy to be kinda kidnapped.

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So, like, hypothetically, if you wake up in somebody's room, do you assume you broke in or that you were invited to crash there?

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zeus….. IS the father *hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*

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I ought to hire somebody to paint me. I've got a lot of cool photos and stuff of course but look at the historical paintings of me. They're hysterical but mostly it's paintings of Bacchus, Silenus, me as a baby, or me making a face like 'uggggh Daaad omg, ur ruining my party'.

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andicantseeshit replied to your post:andicantseeshit replied to your post:...

bite me you lush

Okay I'm gonna go ahead and give you that one since I figure you need some time before you're gonna chill out.

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andicantseeshit replied to your post: andicantseeshit asked:look here y...

did he fucking punch you back or were you the only one doing the punching because if it’s the latter then it’s not a fucking fight it’s assault you godsdamn idiot

Well he didn't punch but my face is kinda all clawed up. It's a little hazy.

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heavenlyblaze replied to your post: andicantseeshit asked:look here y...

Fight fight fight fight

Nah, nah, one bar fight's enough. Add more on top and I'll be past my quota.

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look here you absolute asshat if you touch a kid of mine again i'll fucking turn you inside out

Woah, cool your jets, brah, it was just a little bar fight. 

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If anybody sees Cupid today, give the poor bastard a pat on the back. Today's a mixed kinda day with all the couples vying for the perfect romance and super bitter singles playing the blame game. 

Happy Valentine's Day though, have fun with your other or just gorging on chocolate haha.

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I followed a delicious food blog yesterday and it's too delicious. Fillin' up my dash with too much hella delicious food.

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heavenlyblaze replied to your post:aliononaleash replied to your post:aliononaleash...

I’m not very fond of parties. I always end up in a stranger’s bed, covered in someone else’s blood, or the major suspect in an arson case. Or all three.

Whaaat but those are all fun parts! Maybe not the second one too often but it's just the flipside of what people like to show about loosening up.

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megaultrabang replied to your post:megaultrabang replied to your post “Woke up as a...

Okay what is the BEST animal you’ve ever been?

I looove being a lion. Lions are the best. But I do make a pretty glorious chowchow.

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Have you ever drank anything that WASN'T wine and did you enjoy it? Or was it totally beneath you?

The wine I make is better than anything made by mortal hands. BUT! I still dig the mixed drinks, and I love beer even if I've never found anything as good as Silenus's brew. I miss that old goat and beer always reminds me of him!

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megaultrabang replied to your post “Woke up as a lion in a pizza parlor with glass in my hair. I guess I...”

Has anyone actually called animal control on you?

Oh yeah, I've been darted twice. People kinda get the picture now though that if the animal's all majestic and golden haired it's probably me.

aliononaleash replied to your post:aliononaleash...

Yeah absolutely. Maybe if you come over everyone will stop bugging me to buy them expensive booze.

Once they try my booze, they'll just be disappointed with anything else you bring them anyway, haha!

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Top five hottest gods, go!

Brah, these are the kinds of questions that start wars. Are you tryin' to get me in trouble?

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White wine or red wine?

They're both good with different things. As for which is better for just drinking by itself? I'd say it changes with my mood! Red's the classic but sometimes I want something a little lighter. Today though, I'm totally feeling red.

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aliononaleash replied to your post:aliononaleash replied to your post: aliononaleash...

Hell yeah man that would be awesome.

Yeah!!! Dude, hit me up whenever you want it to happen. My schedule's all kinds of flexible.

heavenlyblaze replied to your post: aliononaleash...

No thank you.

Whaaaat? I don't mean for you to come to the same party as him. It'd be another party. I know better than inviting both of you to the same place, haha. That'd be so awkward.