dyslexic-mess
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"You are, concerningly light." Red Robin stated to the civilian currently laying in his arms. "Psst," Danny waved off his concern with ease. "Don't worry about it."
"Are you sure?" The vigilante questioned. "Because I'm very sure someone your size shouldn't be so easy to carry."
Danny snorted. "And how would you know-" He then paused, looked over Red Robin and sniffed. "Nevermind, that was a dumb question don't answer that."
That time it was Red Robin's turn to snort.
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"I think it's time," Danny begins slowly. "To talk about the elephant in the room."
Cyborg tilts his head. "What do you mean?"
Then Danny points at the Green elephant next to him. "Why the fuck do you guys have a elephant??"
Aka, Danny came back and did NOT know of BeastBoy's abilities
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Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?
Me: Yes, right here.
Lady: Is how much?
Me: $2.99 a pound.
Lady: It's usually $1.49.
Me: Yes, in the summer.
Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.
Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?
Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.
And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.
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Guys do u know that one meme where there's a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^
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a weighted blanket is not enough please compress me into a .zip file
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YES I'M GAY:
faGgot
dykAe (the a is silent)
trannY
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me. me when a poem says something ive felt before
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When I’m scrolling through a blog and see they reblogged one of my posts
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