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lying in bed for an hour and a half after waking up should not pass time in my opinion

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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somehow did not notice this before but danno does literally walk with his back arched and his ass popped out, it's a beautiful thing. love a 5'5 man who talks too much and waves his hands around and swaggers a little and walks around in the following manner:

o >( B ^

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I know some fic writers get stressed about writing tropes they think are too popular or overdone, and I need you all to know that I just spent 4 hours reading every iteration of the same exact fic plot I could find, and they all brought me an indescribable amount of joy. Listen. Listen. Sometimes you want cakes of many flavours and sometimes you want Nine Carrot Cakes

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Imagining a world where Shannon lives and she and Buck have bobbymichael levels of bestiesm. They take trips to the farmer's market together. He always sides with her when she and Eddie are fighting. They go out for brunch on the weekends. They take Christopher to the aquarium and when people mistake them for a couple they're like oh ew lol no. We could've had it all.

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Personally I hate AI because it uses slave labor, is killing the planet and is making people stupid, but that's just me. The soulless art aspect is just one little piece of my grander disdain.

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collection

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you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

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Sometimes I think about "Buck takes Christopher [to the zoo] all the time, basically has the place memorized" and I'm like Eddie why don't you go with them when they go to the zoo? And then I remember this line happens just after Eddie has recovered from the shooting and I picture Eddie for weeks (months?) recovering from the bullet wound, in pain, miserable, probably coming back from physiotherapy appointments exhausted hurting and just wanting to cry but he always stays strong for his son - he cannot let Christopher see him break down or be hurt - so he toughs it out and pretends he is fine but Buck sees all this and every week is like let's go to the zoo so your dad can take a nap and they go and look at the giraffes while Eddie breaks and cries and heals cause when he's alone he doesn't have to pretend or perform and he truly rests, enough that when they get back from the zoo, sun kissed and clutching animal stuffies he's awake enough to really listen to their day, smile at their stories and offer Buck that look of gratitude that he's been giving him for years and I'm like thanks for taking care of Eddie, Buck. Somebody has to.

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at the end of the day, it just comes down to the fact that buck and eddie have not been portrayed as "just friends" in a long long time on this show.

like. could you imagine hen surprising chim and apologizing to him for a fight they had, by bringing denny over? could you see athena and hen fight the way the fight between buck and eddie was shown? do you think that if maddie were to move to another state, linda would ask her when or how she would tell josh? exactly.

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do you think when Chimney, Eddie, & Buck were helping Maddie move in Chimney was thinking, "oh god, oh no, don't look at Eddie, look at me, oh god, oh no, she's so pretty and funny, don't mention the rebar incident, oh god" and Eddie was thinking, "oh god, oh no, is Buck actually setting me up with his sister??? she's beautiful. but how do I get out of this without making anyone mad????" and Buck was thinking, "oh god, oh no, did I just bring single eddie around single maddie???? oh shit, oh no, wait why is this a bad thing? why do I--oh, she thinks Chimney's cute phewww" and Maddie was thinking, "man, that Chimney sure is cute. Oh, look, Buck's being weird about Eddie. Anyway, love that Howie guy :))))))))"

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Ben Wyatt the sitcom character ever. He became mayor of his town at 18 and bankrupt it making a winter sports complex. He’s terrified of cops. “Who hasn’t had gay thoughts.” He’s played by Adam Scott. He has a rollerskating kink. He writes Star Trek slashfic. He loves calzones. His knee jerk, subconscious reaction to someone calling Leslie a bitch was to punch him in the face. He buckled in his briefcase. Even he’s dancing. He named his calculator. He thought the idea of Leslie being a dictator was hot. He makes claymation. He’s like a milf. He made a board game. He’s a human disaster.

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when eddie comes out the whole bucks speech about not being in love with his best friend will be the funniest thing. what then big boy? your not in love with he because his a renter?

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Happy pride month

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"OUR EDDIE" Tia Pepa #1 buddie shipper

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this scene was so funny because buck was shirtless in front of him and he’s there reading a swimsuit magazine like hes forcing heterosexual thoughts into his head