dysphoric-dumbass13

[dysphoric-dumbass13]

[dysphoric-dumbass13]

Sometimes having a reputation for being smart beats actually being smart.

I once beat my school’s chess champion in a game because he spent the entire match desperately trying to work out my strategy because I was “smart” and therefore good at chess.

We were playing with a Lord of the Rings chess set. I was moving the characters I liked best.

I’m terrible at chess.

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I can bend reality to my will but I only want and think things that are already true and going to happen so it doesn't really come up

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Referencing obscure Internet memes in mainstream media almost invariably falls flat, but if movie!Deadpool walked into the aftermath of a scene of gratuitous carnage and quipped "wow, it looks like a children's hospital in here" it would totally work. To those who don't catch the reference it would come off as generic edgy bullshit, and to those in the know, Deadpool having a Tumblr account is completely believable.

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I can't hsndle this anymore. I know I said I wouldn't post fundraisers more than once anymkre but I just got hrorifyng news feom mahmoud that he's sustained injuries to hsi back from shrapnel while protecting his kids from nearby air strikes I can't fucking breathe please just donate to him and get him ojt I feel like I've been holding my breath for months now and I can't exhale

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You, a retired villian by choice, have just received new about your grandchild, a hero, being falsely accused of crimes he didn’t commit causing you to demonstrate why you retired.

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reverse house flipping, purchase a home for a million dollars, make it worse, shoot firearms at night from the patio, sell it again after the neighborhood is cheap and undesirable

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u ever have on mutuals whos so deep in another fandom that u know absolutely zero about and they make posts that look like they speaking another language or some shit

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your jokes really kill my brain

Why not read a couple more and get it over with?

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ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back

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You cannot believe your eyes. "…D-Dad?!" The man who vanished from your life sixteen years ago, the man who just spontaneously popped into existence in your kitchen clutching, of all things a large crate of milk and a glowing sword, stares at you nervously. "OK, first of all, I can explain…

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am-i-the-asshole-official is a transmisogynist btw. Blocking trans women and deleting their comments pointing out obvious transmisogyny is so pathetic.

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Obsessed with the sudden shift in Cas' willingness to say insane romantic shit to dean in season 8. A couple of seasons ago, he would tell dean that they had a profound bond to his face. That everything he did, he did for Dean. Now? He's hesitating. He clenches his fists to avoid hugging Dean back in purgatory. He stutters and looks away before saying he stayed away from Dean to protect him. When asked what broke through heaven's brainwashing, he looks away and says he doesn't know. It's so interesting to me

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don't leave me!

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When it’s over, leave. Don’t continue watering a dead flower.

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