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Jane Austen, from Sense and Sensibility

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Dean and Sam hunting together: well that’s the show isn’t it? saving people hunting things etc etc. brotherly moments that make you either go awww or want to throw them off a cliff. practically reading each other’s minds on hunts bc they’ve been doing it for so long. terrible communication any other time

Dean and Cas hunting together: hunter husbands. standing 1.5 inches away from each other at all times. constant bickering constant eye sex constant rifling through each other’s pockets oh god they’re so fucking married

Sam and Eileen hunting together: extremely sweet together. heart eyes while discussing lore and/or tactics. pretending not to be worried about each other because they each really want to respect the other person’s independence and hunting skills.

Cas and Eileen hunting together: murder besties. taking turns beating the shit out of villains while the other person nods approvingly. roasting their boyfriends during stakeouts. mutual agreement not to tell dean and sam how many people they’ve blackmailed.

Dean and Eileen hunting together: sky-high levels of competence. kicking ass left right and center. off-the-charts wittiness. spn would only be 1 season long if it was about these two because they would immediately solve every apocalypse in the most practical way possible and then spend the rest of the season getting drunk together at dive bars.

Sam and Cas hunting together: terrible, terrible idea. the case may get solved but fifty new problems will be created. maximum chaos minimum planning. all ancient curses and alternate dimensions are fair game. cosmic regime changes ARE on the table. 90% chance that one of them ends up in a coma.

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DADSTIEL WEEK 2022 - Day 5: father’s day / free space ↳ “Like father, like son”

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claire buys every single supernatural book and keeps them in plain sight in her car to antagonize dean and cas

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loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

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my collection is growing…

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my favourites from the busy beaver button museum

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you know what? *disappears into the woods and is never heard of again*

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Pros of having a brain that makes very fast associations: Good comebacks and jokes.

Cons of having a brain that makes very fast associations: that story about how you broke your foot reminded me of a fun fact about lizards.

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don’t leave me

bella swan new moon aesthetic

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Shout out to everyone doing the hard yet necessary work of posting about fictional characters kissing online.

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"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit

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the more I talk to my friends who are queer men (or man-adjacent), the more I realise how many of us have suffered sexual harassment at the hands of straight girls. you won’t hear it called “sexual harassment”, but that’s what it is

being repetitively asked “top or bottom?” and then being made fun of for being a bottom. having our arses slapped as a joke. being told that we’re just being toxic males when we ask not to be touched. constant comments about sex and sexuality

all from straight women who claim to be allies. that’s sexual harassment. and I’d like to see people call it what it is

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posting this here because I am unsure of what else to do. i know we are all desperately broke, but something as simple as a share could really help these babies.

https://gofund.me/9cfd482f