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joseph bringing his dirty ass shoes all over holly's house

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GOD i can't fucking do ANYTHING WRONG (throws beer bottle at the wall but it bounces off and lands perfectly right side up)

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she’s the best

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i liked the doodle so much i made it my icon :3

AAAA THANK YOU SM THATS SO COOL ILY 🥺

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Lowkey we should create a giant manmade blood device to attract ticks away from humans and its a giant blood container that pumps like a heart and emits phermones that attract ticks and mosquitos and we should call it Mother

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going on pinterest and commenting “hmm… i find this really.. pinteresting…!” on every single post i see

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shooting myself in the back of the head so my suicide looks suspicious and i waste everyones time

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I think at this point I'm allowed to share this wild west Jotaro I drew for a wild west JJBA zine last year! ⭐

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He takes care of himself☝️🪮

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I gave a victorian kid some sour patch kids and he sprinkled a little bit of cocaine on it as casually as you would salt before even taking a bite

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new developments in morioh

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you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

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It’s honestly hard to replace tumblr with another social media not because ‘Ooooh she’s so craaaazy I love her’ but because no other website has a tagging system that lets you easily and efficiently sort your posts and let you find anything on a specific topic as long as you sort it that way

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its important to have a game on your wishlist that keeps going on sale every couple of months and you still never buy it

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★ 113 // “Dissociation”